Too bad its a fruit cake..

The Fall.

Oh how everyone loves looking at me Oh me and my limelight Oh me and my natural stardom *looks away and fans with hand*
So I was just walking down the stairs with that smug like air around me and an "Im too smart to be here" look on my face right...as I was walking toward heaven through clouds something weird happened and I slipped.
And then I fell down. And then suddenly I was on the concrete floor. And then there was a silence. And then everyone was gazing at me. And then everyone got back to their senses. Then they all pretended that they dint see anything. One guy, who was walking right behind me, got so embarrassed that he turned around and went back upstairs...
I was expecting expecting loud chuckles and lots of pointing but none of that happened.
Its better when they laugh you know...Not like it was my first public fall or anything...I keep falling here n there...especially when Im dressed up for a wedding or eid...but people laugh and I get a little embarrassed and then I laugh along...but these kids were like...polite...I know its funny...just laugh and get it over with...dont look away and make me feel worse <_<
Also, my butt hurts.

I also had my first creep encounter yesterday...but it was rather boring. The only thing I remember about him is that he smelled like Rooh Afza. I really wanted to write something funny about it cuz the situation was all odd and shit but...
I was sitting in the corner, waiting for van, listening to the radio, sketching, being awesome...and a walking talking rooh afza comes up to me and starts talking...oh Oh I just remembered the conversation...kind of...it was a long conversation but I'll just write the bit that I remember...

Rooh Afza: So you like sketching?

Me: No.

Rooh Afza: Thats a very sad sketch...its saying something...

Me: Hmm..

Rooh Afza: So which semester you in?

Me: first, second, third, sixth...

Rooh Afza: How come?

Me: Because!

[a minute later]

Rooh Afza: So how come you're in all those semesters?

Me: Ive already done my graduation blah blah long story..

Rooh Afza: Oh...you must be older than me then...

Me: I must be...yes.

And then he walked away without saying anything.
Mutlab...wtf yaar? Ajeeb creepy admi tha. Loser ka bacha.
Anyway. My butt hurts.

Cleanin out my closet

My university starts from Monday right....[OMG Ima finally do my OWN homework ^.^]
So I decided to fix my closet and see what clothes I have...But then I realized that I dont have clothes...at all.
I kind of never really needed them since I dont wear them that often. I actually had to make new clothes when I joined the office. Wait...what? You dont really wear clothes? Well, I do, of course. I mean...you know...who wears them properly at home? Orange pjs and a parrot green kurta with a ripped sleeve is like a grand Chanel gown for me. This is what I have..

Awesome comfy pjs


Skimpy tops that I cant wear in public


Appropriate tops without bottoms or dupattas


Uncomfortable proper clothes that I wont wear


And nice fancy stuff that Im saving for occasions that I will never attend


Oh and since Im uploading pics...heres the pizza that I made [Khe Khe Abeer J]


I know I brag n shit...But I dont have much dressing sense. And Im okay with that. I dont care if Im the best or worst dressed in the room. My intelligence makes up for it...or so I think.
Im really excited to back to college after a year n all...but dressing up everyday is really gona suck. Roz roz kaun loser tayaar hota hai? Roz roz kaun loser baal banata hai?
Mai to nai karu gi. Okay may be I will...But I wont have fun doing it.
Back in my college...girls used to straighten their hair at 7:30 in the morning. Everyday.
Thats Seven Thirty AM in the Morning!
Who does that? I dont know how to end this post.

P.S. The pizza sucked.

YOU GOT ME LIKE OH MY GOSH

*Did 10,000 words in four fucking days!!! ^.^
Jealous?
No?
You dont like to do homework for other people?
Oh=[

Im not fired=[
They're only gona change my supervisor.
Sigh.

Sheboleh

I feel stupid and lonely and bored.
I dont like not having work. Reminds me how empty I am.
I went shopping...Ive spent 17,000 on just clothes.
And now I feel not so good.
But I dont like to get in touch with that part of myself.
It is how it is, no need to look deeper.
Things are simpler on the surface.

Anyway, do you live in Pakistan?
Do you just happen to live in Karachi?
Heard about the flood?
Seen those annoying students asking for "chanda" for the people affected by the flood?
Yea, I wana lynch those stupid spoiled sacks of shit.
I mean...I was like hungry...so Anum and I went to buy us a subway at around 3 and it was closed. So I thought may be the zamzama branch is open so we went all the way to zamzama from teen talwaar, alone. And that was closed too. So Im like really pissed and hungry and this bitch comes up to me, with her stupid gucci bag, and that stupid hair style and shes all "please donate for the something something"....okay I just lost interest in the story.

I dont want to talk about it, it makes me feel helpless.
I hate lame posts after funny posts. Kinda kills it.
Ive been not doing anything for the past two hours.
So, how you been?
I want to go to a university.
A good one.
Kia bhui lame post=[

Sab chaley gai.
Mai reh gai akeli.
I even had the free pass...Even Junaid went to the same screening....I would totally get permission to stay out late.
Pata nai kia masla hai.
Stupid weak me.
Har wakt bemaar.
Abi bhi sick.
Gay pana fazul ka.
Its not fair.
Sab chaley gai.
Im the only loser in the city at home with mom tonight.

T_T

Koi baat nai.
Ami ordered pizza for me.
Sab theek hojae ga.

Im glad the week is over.
It was a bad one.

YaYy 19 Again:D

I had this really funny thing in my head...but now its all gone.
I hate it when that happens.
mmmm...
It was so funny...yaad hi nai ara=[
Fifa is here...yaYy:D
I remember during the last world cup we were having our exams....and we would all watch the game instead of studying. Good times.
mmm....
what was it....?=[
It had something to do with the number 16 I think...

I went to this wedding yesterday...It was one of those weddings were Ladies and Gents sit separately. I kind of really dont like going to one of those....no its not because I dont get to check out guys...I dont. Its more like I cant...cuz Im practically blind without my specs...and you don expect me to wear specs on a sharara now do you? No I dint wear it I was just trying to make a point. Anyway....since it was parted I had to give my mum company cuz my brother and his friend were sitting on the other side. Which was gay. Why do they do that? Is it because they think that women really cover themselves and are shy of men or is it all religion thingie...?

As far as married women are concerned...nobody really cares...they're married so let 'em out.
But if its the first reason let me tell you this....as far as young unmarried girls are concerned...they all have dudes....you know what that means?
Oh yeah. They've done it.
Now Im not accusing all of them but most. Yes. And by done it I dont mean like sexorwhatever...I mean...ya know...everything else. But bleh that. Now again...just to be clear...Im not saying its "right" or "wrong" cuz its none of my business...im just stating facts here.

I know this girl...we're sort of kind of related...like dooooooooooor key rishtadar sort yea...so her family...we're talking hardcore mullahs. The mum gives lectures on Islam the daddy is all Imam like...the girls are all fully covered and always preaching haram halal....and guess what...?
Shes given bj to like five guys....and theres proof and she admitted...so yeah.
But bleh...none of my concern.

Back to the wedding...
Dont divide the people man....if I go to a wedding with my family...I wana sit with my family.
But the food turned to be really good so Im not that pissed off.

What was that funny thing yaaaar...?
it was so funny=[

P.S. I so totally feel bad-ass using Ctrl+i to italicize the words instead of doing it with a mouse ^.^

YaYy?

I got my first salary today...
Think i'd be happy yea..?
Thats what I thought.
Anyway...

Im addicted to potatoes. And I dont mean oh-I-Just-love-Mr.Potato-and-I-can-eat-them-everyday kinda addiction. Im talking I-dont-eat-potatoes-for-two-days-and-Im-losing-it-on-the-third kind addiction. Meri addictions bhi itni lame hain=[
potatoes, cookies, donalds.....pata nai kia gay pana hai.

I just got my first pay why the hell am I talking about potatoes....?

I.....cant find my excitement anywhere=[

Let me try listening to fifa world cup theme song...or not...its a little too gay.

Oh...I had this awesome dream about cannibals:D
People were eating people rather sophisticatedly...
You know...like cutting them nice into bite size pieces and eating without getting their hands dirty...very well behaved cannibals I must say. Maza aya ^.^

I like Gorillaz=[