har kisi ko nahi milta yahaan pyaar zindagi main *tan dan tan dan TADA*

We got our literature test papers back today....now usually when I say 'I dint study' I mean that I checked out the headings, roughly went thru stuff but dint really read anything...but this time I dint even bother touching the damn book. I got 8 on 20.....MUCH more than I deserved...what are those pity marks? Ive never felt this bad. Mrs. Nadirshah is really generous this year. Even on our assigment EVERYONE got good grades....I was like WTF? Its freakin literature woman!!! We're not suposed to get marks....
Now iF I were in Ms. AMbreen's class I'd definitly get like 12 (which were the highest) cuz she understands the *depth*....but I was expecting Nadirshah to gimme like 3 for all the nonsense I wrote.....but anyway..

I HATE SEMEN....she was wearing this weird bezaar sa lip color today....it was this...tea pink sorta thing...like.....kiu?

When I get bored I jus start texting everyone.....ANYONE actually....yeah....just about anyone Rida....*sowwie*.....so this guilt trip that I experience after every say....10 minutes is....nothing new. I dont even care anymore...like whatever man...Im not a good person and I realize that SO my actions are justified.
But then again....*good-ness* doesnt really exist (This is just my theory - Facts may be different)...so yeah....theres not such thing as *good*...We just have evil....Degrees of Evil. As long Im on the left side of the scale Im one of the better one's.

Soo....yeah....not much...Jus *chillin*.....Did half my assigment....who cares rite?
I just feel like typing dunno why....Priyanka Chopra has MAN shoulders!! So does Lindsay...and that slut....and Bipasha....Only I have pretty girly shoulders....no seriously...Id look awsome if i wear an off-shoulder dress.

I suck at literature man.....and Im not being modest. I dunno shit about authors and poets...and my general knowledge too is very limited. Lite janey wali hai....but...I dunno WHY Elizabeth Bethory had to be bisexual...now I cant admire her....uhh...:\
I jus wana tyyyyypee....
Bakhuda RIDA, tumhe ho,
har jaga RIDA, tumhe ho...
<3

<3 IS OBSCENE AND SHOULD BE BANNED!!!

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Im a pervert....but its okay. Im a clean pervert. Everyones a perv. Yep.

"We live in perverted times my friend"
- Fb bumper sticker.

Edward Cullen is GAY - FACT!!

restlessness...

Why are pleasures always guilty? I dont just mean sexually...just in general...Cant a person feel happy without guilt? The answer is No my friends.
*sigh*
I hate to admit but sometimes (rarely) Hedonism actually makes sense to me.
umm...yeah.
So Im not expecting a comment on this post since Wijdan wont be reading it...*sadness*...Please dear reader, Do try to make up for the loss:p

Ive been feeling very special lately...getting a lot of positive feedback:\
I dont hate it....but...yeah its nice:D

Strange what desire will make foolish people do...

I have this weird habit to spoil a perfectly good situation by adding reality to it. Kills the fun and makes it stranger...:\

.....
no more shit...

***SEEMEN OF THE WEEK***

[More than half of the student were absent the other day so she gave notes and this is what happened]

S : aamp loag kisi kaam nai deJEeaga...they dint come its their loss..

Mariam : But miss what if we get absent and want work...wo bhi humain kaam nai dain gi phir..?

S : Acha....phir dedijeeaga...

feels like 6th grade to me..:\

[During a lecture on depression]

Mariam : Is depression inherited?

S : yes

Anum Nasir : YEAASS MISS IT ISS!!

rest of the class : NO Its not!!

S : yes...its not inherited..

WHAT THE hell?:(

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zara dil sai nai likha...:(

like......umm...


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yeah THIS is how expressive I AM!!

*blink*blink*dead*

I had quite a lot in mind but now Im blank...
ummm....
*whispers*but you're always blank Uzma tell us something new....SHhHh:@
Afefah hung up on me - Bitch!
:p
It wasnt my fault...
She asked me for work on THE PHONE.....I mean....of all the people...ME...SHe called mE to give her the discussion on the damn PHONE...Like thAt was gona happen....so I was being bychy (like I always am...which is completely alryte....cuz everyone expects me to be) asuaul...and I was laughin on her misfortune cuz we had to submit the work the next day...and gues what hapened then? SHE hung up!!
Like wtf?
so now Im not talking to her:p
and I know the bych is reading ...she one of my silent regular readers:p
bOO-haa-HA-HAH!!!
:D

*SEEMEN of the week*

We got our presentation material back yesterday (and our group got the highest like - wOw)..Anyway...
so she went all..

"You people copied it all from the net...the stuff is good but most of you dont know what you have written. I havent read it properly BUT I know you people copied it off the internet..Dont think I dont know."

What the fuck woman!!!
You dint even read the shit....Kiu basety kerty hain apni khud?:(

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I was so close to killing my neighbour's kids today....Only I know the strength (or as the kutta (zardari) would say "strent") it took for me to control myself....the were banging the door...their aunt was sitting with my mom (who was equally disgusted by their presence).....
.....
:(

*heart*

Footnote: Karachi is already feeling the Taliban pinch. Co- educational schools in Defence, Clifton and Saddar areas are known to have received visits and been threatened if they do not change, others have been sent letters with the same message.
- Dawn News, Sunday, 19 Apr, 2009
By Ardeshir Cowasjee.

3 suicide bombers were caught at Forum.
- Source - Mariam Hameedi.
[NO I usually dont really believe what I hear from "people" but so far whatever information She has given me is true....so yeah.]

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Now Im not gona waste my time preaching the holy shit and the good and the bad and all that crap. People with authority and means just dont give a flying fuck so whatever I or any other person says just spreads Noise pollutions and is a waste of time and energy.
TIME reminds of time checks that we get after every 15 minutes. Of all the nations in the world....The people of our sacred holy land is given a time check...that too after EVERY FIFTEEN MINUTES!!!
Jis kawm kai loag unknown numbers per SMS "fwd" kerkey and MISSED CALL dey ker TIME guzaartey hain UNKO time bataya jata hai after every FIFTEEN minutes!!!
Talk about Irony my friends.

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Today our dear beloved Muraad Baba forgot to ring the bell (AGAIN)....the class gets over at 11....But I dint hear the bell till 11:10...Now under normal circumstances I wudnt really protest BUT It was the SEMEN I had to spend the time with...sO I jus told her that we have another class so please spare us from her words of wisdom. And she went all "...Uzma the bell dint ring...you people already wasted so much of time...all of you are always disinterested in the class...bwa bwa bwa.."
and then after 2 minutes she got up and left because MURAAD baba wudnt ring the damn bell....Kiu itni immature harkatain kerty hain?

anyway...I love me frnds...I knwo im all bychy with them and say shit about them from time to time....but I really DO like them.

tempo kharab hogaya...cuz I took a lil break after the semen crap....ugh...

I think I should stop being a bych to my friends.....including Rida:p
Really wasnt making up any story babez...:$

...Mustafa people got seperated today......yep....shitness!!!
Poor kids....people are such self-centered pathetic psychotic idiots......I dunno what they want. Papa was so alone, even cried.....its all in pieces....bits and pieces....left for us to pick up.

Little Naima ):

....I skipped college today....Im sick *ahem ahem*...no really I am...stupid fever...:@
But I like thora sa fever the body is all warm n the whole sleepy chars-o-fied feeling....aint that bad.
But I have to get things done....I cant afford to get sick:\
I dont like making the same mistakes again....but Im so tempted:s

Abi tou 5-7 years hain perhai khatam honey main....kitna perhu mai bechari:'(
I hope the CSS shit works out. And I actually like the whole html shit we started...Im actually getting the shit.

I feel....this pathetic feeling....but not that of being pathetic...nevermind.

Mrs. Semen has a 16 yr old daughter her name is Naima....and she calls her *little Naima*....
Poor little Naima...I feel bad for her=(

THIS MY FRIENDS => ): Is an ulta smiley....and I dont like it when people make it like that. I mean.....yeah I wOULD diss but Im REALLY NOT in the mood. Im jus writing for the sake of it actually.

DING DONG DOU RUPAY KI HOGAI....:\

3 consecutive hours of psychology.....I actually grew hair during the lecture.

Mrs. Seemin : "ble ble eee tee wee SO THAT is the rea wea wea wea..."

afu : *sleeping*

Mrs. Seemin : Afeefah are you sleeping? (in the most nasal-isst accent ever!)

fufu : huh....what?

Semen : Are you sleeping?

fufu : no miss....

Semen : Are you sure?

fufu : Yes miss....

Semen : Okay....I thought you were sleeping....anyway...tee wee wee

*afeefah goes back to sleep*

......10 minutes later

Semen : Uzma dont put your head down and write it will effect your vision....

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Yeah she's for real!!
:/

I would write about ME but I dont feel like.....nothing unusual happend today...I feel...nothing actually....I have to prepare for the shitness tomoro...aaanndd....No Im in no mood of politics....I forgot kainat's anniversary today...pooor thing msged me herself...And please dO notice how every sentence is about ME ryte after I wrote "I would write about ME but I dont feel like"

.......YEAH I'm a hypocrite.....and I contradict myself quite alot.
Bleh...

Har cheez *Meezan* main achi lagti hai! - thanku wijdan for the corection=p

There seems to be a Shakespeare in all of us. Everyone's trying to be different....WHY? I dont get it. Whats wrong with being *normal*...I dont think Im going anywhere with this.
So ANYWAY....I like totally passed the stupid test today....for the very FIRST time....and i dint jus pass...I totally nailed the shit, got 19 on 20, compared to the 4 on 35 I got the last time, its pretty AWSOME!!

*shakes her booty*

I dont hate Sherry Rehman anymore....Her personal character is none of my concern...But she seems to be quite resposible with her job n shit.
I dont write anymore.....I hate how everything on this blog is about *me* and how everything *I* like and hate. Im so self absorbed.

Mrs. SEEMIN actually liked my report on meditation...I got a 5 on 10 on that which ws the second highest int the class....the highest being 5.5...the girl got the extra *.5* for writing a quotation...lol.
So yeah....she admitted that she liked my report BUT still she gave only 50%....which shows how hard she tries to maintain the quality of her hypothetical standards (which she obviously doesnt have)....And it was supposed the be the individual's personal experience and *I* think its very rude of a teacher to rate someones personal experience...noone ACTUALLY performed the act but thats another issue.

I feel indifferent again.