You've got to believe!

OMG all this action on my blog!!!!
Three comments and 40 followers...? ^.^
I dint get three comments on a post in like...FOREVER!!!
T_T

Okay, down to business.
Its my second week in the university and Im finally adjusting to the crappy-ness of the place.
Well its not that crappy but....whatever.
Okay...so Ive dropped courses right...so I have each class with a different semester which means new faces in every class which means no permanent friends.
I was alone for the first week sitting in the corner minding my own business. But then I realized that you need stuff to survive...like...you need to copy the notes from people and borrow stuff and shit so you HAVE to have friends. So I decided to flaunt my awesomeness and now Im like the coolest thing that happened there.
Okay...may be not but I have friends now.
But...thats like...blah...I actually wanted to introduce to you the future psychologists of Pakistan that I have the honor of studying with!!!

Future Child-Clinical Neuropsychologist

Teacher: ...so what kind of tissue do we have in our bladder?

Genius N: Absorbing Tissue!

Future Social Psychologist

Teacher: ...how will you relate the evolutionary theory with the case of the suicide bomber?

Genius S: May be his ancestors were mullahs and so he had mullah genes in him.

Future Organization Psychologist

Teacher: What does a manager do?

Genius M: Manage stuff.

Teacher: Okay...how?

Genius M: By managing it.

You see. I believe, that our future is bright. I believe, that everything is going to be alright. I believe, that nothing can stop us from progressing.
Why, you ask?
Because...75 + 75 is 180!

Edited***

Also I feel obligated to justify my statement in the last post and tell you how I dint mean that the change of zodiac sign is annoying but the fact that people are believing that shit without google-ing! I really dont want to go into the whole tropical and sidereal astrology but...you know. Just wanted to tell that I know. I think I have a complex of some sort.
Oh well. My awsomeness should overshadow that.

Good Morning Sunshine :D

HEY ^.^
I. Love. YOU!
Just know that I care...because its not always rainbows and butterflies.
I went to the university today just to find out that I do not have a class today. Now I knew that but I went hoping that they would fit me in somewhere with the seniors yada yada long story. So yea...I went for breakfast. Alone. And I had a great time. And I wanted to go to a library for some reason and read something awesome but I dint, of course.
I love hanging out with me.
Ive been listening to the radio all this time...Light janay wali hai so I have to make this quick.
Have you heard that Ali Zafars song which is supposed to be for the world cup?
I hate it. Its really getting on my nerves. So lolly!
I love cheese n egg n mayo.
And I like lots of sugar in my coffee.
Back to Ali Zafar. The song pops up after every ten minutes on one of the radio stations.
I'd totally marry food if I could.
ONly five minutes rehtey hain...I dint even whine about the change of zodiac sign shit that has been annoying me forever....Ooooh.....I hate leaving it incomplete...

YOU GOT ME LIKE OH MY GOSH

*Did 10,000 words in four fucking days!!! ^.^
Jealous?
No?
You dont like to do homework for other people?
Oh=[

Phipty pounds.

Holy to the shits it be winter already ^.^
Im so happy.
Im a happy person.
What? You dont know me anymore? -.-
Kia karoon=[
ab bus hoon to hoon.
I cant force myself to be upset now can I?
Im actually living a very delusional life at the moment.
I have the best future planned for myself.
Im ignoring all the negativity.
Not like its not there...it is...and I can see it...but I choose not to.
Aesey hi...for a while.
Meri Eid awesome thi:O
How many times have you heard me say that?
Know why it was awesome?
I dint avoid bullshit this year.
I stood in its face gave it a huge fuck in its ass
Im also not reading the newspaper.
I think that has a lot to do with this.
Light bhi nai jarai.
Jo bhi the reason. I feel rainbows in the snow.
Rainbows What? Pata nai.
I got my first direct order. Almost.
5 pounds per page.
Major awesomeness coming my way.
Meri cousin bohat vain hai. But shes nice. Koi baat nai.
Meri ek aur cousin bohat insecure hai. Uper se achi bhi nai hai.
Thori dumb bhi hai. Not even that fortunate looking.
Thorey bitchy compounds bhi hain us mai.
Pata nai kia hogha bechari ka.
Come hither my love,
I shall share my umbrella with you ^.^

Oh Yeah.

Pata hai.
I quit my job today cuz meri jeans bhi sexy, mere baal bhi sexy, meri smile bhi sexy hai ^.^
I dint mean to sound cheap=[
But I really did quit.
Maza aya :D
It wasnt even half as bad as I though it would be.
And the best part is....it ended well. No phadda or anything.
Im so happy=[
Tomorrow is another day.
Tomorrow is Saturday.
Saturday night I feel the air is getting hot:D
Waise winter is around the corner.
I know cuz I started getting the winter head ache. That frozen head ache. Where the blood in your veins is all frozen so they get really heavy.
Also, I have what they call a lazy eye, known as Amblyopia.
Sad.
Mere new specs itney cool hain.
Ye foreign dudes itney loser kiu hotey hain becharey?
Ajeeb baatain kartey hain boring si.
Remember my London wala duur ka sudden cousin?
Usko to acha khana pakana bhi nai ata.
Bus normal sa pakata hai.
I want to marry a Chef=[
A friend of mine, who also happens to have the world's crunchiest voice, wants to go to a culinary school and I hope he does.
Once he's old enough...I can totally convince him to marry me.
Bechara distant sa hai.
He wont bother me much.

Im going through one of those rare phases when I dont want to stab my throat. And its not a dude. Its my career. I can just see it happen now that I know what I want to do and from where I want to do it. Its a good feeling.

Hot tottie.

Haan tou mai bohat khush hoon aj.
I just figured out what I want to do in life.
And its practical this time.
Nothing like send a letter to Cowajee and talk him into bearing all the expenses of my education or marry a rich guy study and divorce him or Yale. Yea I actually thought that was gona happen=[
Anyway.
Know what?
Ima be the next Pierre Wack. Bus Ive decided.
But what does Pierre Wack have do with psychology? :O
Well...haan bus he has.
I worked it all out in my head.
And Ima stick to this plan and hope I dont lose interest or come up with soething impossible like getting China to built me my own power plant using coal which I will obtain by becoming a land mafia and then sell electricity and take over KESC:\
I dont feel like explaining but just trust me. Its a good idea.
Maza ayega :D
Haan.
Ima be taking em pics' lookin' all fly n shit.
Ima be the fly-est shit. So fly.

Ooooh..

Ooh...dont even look at me wrong when I come through the hood, aint nothing changed still holla at my homies...Oooh...oh Ayesha...my baby cousin Ayesha right...shes 2.
She started talking. Well shes trying. So I was just hanging out with her the other day, teaching her names right...oh and she calls me uh-shmuh ^.^
Yea so I was all say "eyes" and she says "iecee" and I was all say "cheeks" and she says "teeshs" and then I was all say "lips" and she says "titss" and I was all :D

Yeaaaaaaaa...I still will kill...And I dont want nigga Mr. Native American, but I will if I got to kill.
I went out...maza aya.
I went shopping...maza aya.
I've been eating quite a lot lately...roz bahar ka something.
Maza to ara hai, but I feel like I dont have a soul o.O
Oh no...dont leave yet. Im not going to talk about that.

oh-Oh I got my very first official contract. I will be designing a software for my company ^.^
Oh my, Ima bee a professional software developer.
How fukin koOhl is THAT? :D
I feel so...Job-wali like.
ehe...just nice to have a job.
I will start my masters next year...and do my job. Hopefully get myself a laptop so I can write more and earn more. And have money and be rich with a lot of money. And then buy land and running businesses. And buy more land and expand business. And buy more land. And then become a land mafia. Okay no. No. Nai bhui. No. DO my Masters, earn, save money, do my Ph.D from somewhere super awesome and become a shrink Professional Psychologist ^.^

And then get married and die.
*sigh*
Whats the point?:\

Married people are so gay and caring and they think everyone else is stupid and love less and doesnt know shit about relationships n all [Rida, this has nothing to with you my sweetest love <3].
Haan, to married people are gay. I dont want to be one of them, but I do. But not for long. I wouldnt want my significant other doing nice, thoughtful things for me...cuz then I'll have to be nice too in return and do something equally nice and thoughtful. Which only makes me vomit. The cheesiest thing that Im willing to do is cook/bake. And that should be more than enough cuz Im totally awesome. So full of myself.

I wana buy a cellphone for my mum on Eid. Her present. She wanted to buy one but "I shop till I drop" so shes not buying one right now. So I thought I can buy one for her. Oh shes gona get sooo emotional and totally put up with my shit for the next two months to say the least.
BoohahaHahaha.
But thats not why Im doing it. I mean...it comes with the package ayte. So yea, I get her a cellie and get me some lovin'....Mommy lovin'

P.S. I totally love buying things off of my credit card.
Im such a show off <_<
Aray, koi baat nai, abi naya naya haina. Theek hojaungi in a year or two.

It hot. The weather.

So I was doing my nails the other day and realized I dont really have nails.
Which is kinda...um...[insert an appropriate adjective].


I have issues with my hands. But I dont wana talk about it.
You're prolly expecting something funny here...i'll try.
Im planning to watch The Crow tonight.
The old one.
My mums cleaning my dresser so its kind of making me feel bad which is obviously having a negative impact on my funny.
And there...I just made my blog post sound like a dissertation with that sentence.
I got a raise.
But that not how I wanted to say it.
I wanted something more exciting and manly...something like "I got another raise Biatch".
But Ive sent too many random msgs in the past 24 hours to be excited now.
Also, I now have my own ATM card. Which is kinda cool.
Okay so the download is complete so I dont have to pretend that Im about to write something interesting anymore. So yes. Next time.

yaYy of the month.

Remember how I used to whine about how much I suck at work and how I cant write?
Yea...well...not anymore ^.^
I. Are. Awesome.
Yep.
Jumped from writing 54 last month to 117 this month.
BooYeah.
And I got a raise ^.^
*sigh*
me and my awesomeness.
Just...I amuse myself.

I declare an Annual Hypothetical Holiday on July 5 to be observed every year till the end of time.

Now I just really hope my other friends n all dont read it...cuz then the word will spread and then if I treat like one group of friends I'll have to treat other two groups as well. I have too many friends:\
Anyway....yaYy me:D

I got homework to do:[

I got work to do on Sunday. I don't have to but I probably should cuz the order is due tomorrow and its on Management and I kinda suck at it. He says 'You decide. I need it by tomorrow evening' so yea...that's like a code for 'you're super slow so get started princess' and that's exactly what I'm gona do. Sigh.
Management does not interest me.
But he's out of my league:\

You know how most people bite their nails when they're tense n all...? Yea my cousin used to eat her thumb instead. She stopped about a year back but it still looks fucked up. Shes funny.
I did a research paper on South Park dealing with Censorship and Islam and I came across some weird stuff. Too bad I'm in no mood to discuss it. Its just that i spent six hours doing it so it kind of loses its charm you see...
Anyway...they be celebrating 'Everybody draw Muhammad day' on the 20^th of May. No I'm not asking anyone to do anything just saying its gona happen. The cartoonist who came up with an idea has posted an apology on her blog [mollynorris.com] and dint set up any page on fb. And the site on which the threat was posted claims it was not a threat but a prediction [http://www.revolutionmuslim.com/]. Yada yada I really dont care. We seriously need to stop paying attention to all this bullshit you know. There are bigger issues in the world.

I wants:

2 Chocolate glazed donuts
Caramel Blizzard [cold coffee]
2GB Memory Card [Yes, still]
Headphones
A bigger bag
Better health
Stable mind
a lil Sunshine
and caramel chocolate cookies

....for now.

P.S. I'd pick caramel over chocolate any given day.

Also, I made zero citation mistakes on Friday ^.^

Good girl Uzma.
*draws a happy star on left cheek*

yaYy:D

epic yaYy-ness ^.^

I got a job ^.^
and a crush ^.^
Hes the most sophisticated dude Ive ever met. Hot voice, awesome body language, and he's creative n intelligent n all that. Also he's my supervisor:/
Im not gona like being criticized by him.
But fuck that. I GOT A JOB ^.^

Rida is getting married tomorrow:O
I dont have anything to wear:O
British Counsel's test was stupid. They gave us thirty minutes to complete a ten minutes test. I'll prolly get that job too ^.^
After being dead for almost a year...Im alive again.
Finally looking forward to waking up.
*drowns in tears of joy*
Im in love again:D

Lite nai gai....wadafuck:O
I hate it when they torture me like that.

I have my interview tomorrow. Two actually.
Wish me Luck ^.^
I had one today as well....The dude said Im cute:D
As much as I hate personal questions....I love being interviewed.
*yaYy* my interview.
Im excited ^.^
:D
:[

I got a job...^.^
I think...:\
YaYy:D

I got a feelin'

Sumera is coming on 28th :D
I be meeting Rida on 30th :D
I know what I want to study :D
Rida is getting married on 8th :D
I got a lot of partying for me to do :D
YaYy...I got my Happy back :D