Someone once told me to stay away from a certain something cuz it was not going to end up being too good for me but I dint listen cuz Im like so indestructible!

FAIL.

Headache=(

Read it - cuz its been a while.

Why do girls like to make their girl-friends suck-it-up to their boyfriend/fiance/husband?
Why am I expected to wish your significant other a Happy Birthday or New year or just a plain happy Fucking Monday? I mean....I dont care bitch...and neither should He.
Why is he farig enough to notice all this bull shit anyway? What am I his God Mother?
I dont have time to baby sit him, okay?
I just happen to have a life....Although its new....but Im getting used to it.

I just finished making the last form of my software....
Did I just say software?
Yehs I did! ^.^
Its not fully functioning though....but thats irrelevant!

Know whats disturbing?
When a virgin compares something with the experience of getting laid...
As in...

Person : "so....How was the steak?"

Virgin Exasperater : "It was sex yaaaaaaar!!"

Your statement, sir, is not valid.

Also, cheese omelettes wRock!
They've saved my Life many times in the middle of the night, and days when organs are eaten in the name of a feast!
I love you cheese omelette. Never go away.
<3

Fuck you fancy cupcake Lady! [not me]

Chocolate cinnamon..


Peanut butter Chocolate and Chocolate Fudge..


And they taste so much better than they look...

Im awesome?
Haan.
*flips hair*

Its next year already....

...And I have nothing funny to say.
I can, however, if you please, twist my face, for your pleasure, in such a way, that it will make you laugh hysterically. I am, after all, talented you see...?
You cant. Too bad you cant.
Its now my word against all the things you dont know of.

.::end.emo_streak.here();

Wadaaaaaaaaap?
Where have you beeen?
Yes, YOU!
Tell me all about it ^.^