Saturday, January 30, 2010

21!

People....need to...get over the fact....that they were born!
Its been a while so Im not really in the mood....My net's screwed. Also Im kind of busy.
Do I sound cool saying that? "Im busy."
Bleh...
Is it just me or is 21 really Hot?
I mean...not cuz Im turning 21...just something about that number....its kind of sexy...
Ive always liked it.....21 and 7 (no Wijdan your blog has nothing to do with this=p)...but yeah....If I had to do a number...would definitely be one of these two.
But I still dont like birthdays....My least favorite occassion next to valentines. Why are they celebrated?...I fail to understand.
umm...okay lemme think of something funny....Im kind of getting rusty....err...
.....
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I had a dream about my teacher....Again...
Hes not even that good you know....I must be really desperate to like him...I mean...Damn uzma!
ummm......
Rida is engaged to be married....o.O
*sigh*
Its okay.....we'll live.
Shes gona get married.....hehehhehehehehheheheheh...
ehehe...
woAh...
lol...
Avoid me.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Shes pretty, funny, AND perverted =(

Me : "....which reminds me...did they visit you yet...?"

Rida : "25th hunnneeeiiii!!!"

Me : "uh..."

Rida : "They will on 25th...:p"

Me : "aah.."

Rida : "uh..aah..aanh...gahaha...Perv!"

Its okay....I still love you.
<3

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Someone once told me to stay away from a certain something cuz it was not going to end up being too good for me but I dint listen cuz Im like so indestructible!

FAIL.
Headache=(

Read it - cuz its been a while.

Why do girls like to make their girl-friends suck-it-up to their boyfriend/fiance/husband?
Why am I expected to wish your significant other a Happy Birthday or New year or just a plain happy Fucking Monday? I mean....I dont care bitch...and neither should He.
Why is he farig enough to notice all this bull shit anyway? What am I his God Mother?
I dont have time to baby sit him, okay?
I just happen to have a life....Although its new....but Im getting used to it.

I just finished making the last form of my software....
Did I just say software?
Yehs I did! ^.^
Its not fully functioning though....but thats irrelevant!

Know whats disturbing?
When a virgin compares something with the experience of getting laid...
As in...

Person : "so....How was the steak?"

Virgin Exasperater : "It was sex yaaaaaaar!!"

Your statement, sir, is not valid.

Also, cheese omelettes wRock!
They've saved my Life many times in the middle of the night, and days when organs are eaten in the name of a feast!
I love you cheese omelette. Never go away.
<3

Monday, January 4, 2010

Fuck you fancy cupcake Lady! [not me]

Chocolate cinnamon..


Peanut butter Chocolate and Chocolate Fudge..


And they taste so much better than they look...

Im awesome?
Haan.
*flips hair*

Its next year already....

...And I have nothing funny to say.
I can, however, if you please, twist my face, for your pleasure, in such a way, that it will make you laugh hysterically. I am, after all, talented you see...?
You cant. Too bad you cant.
Its now my word against all the things you dont know of.

.::end.emo_streak.here();

Wadaaaaaaaaap?
Where have you beeen?
Yes, YOU!
Tell me all about it ^.^