Know how I always start things I have no intentions of finishing? And then suggest things I have no intentions of doing? And then lead people into believing silly things that I dont believe myself? Yeah I should probably stop doing that.
Anyway. I dont have anything funny or interesting to write so now is the time to stop reading.
Ive been in a weird state. Not myself. All nice and social.
I made FIVE friends last week. Good friends. I dint make that many friends in my whole life.
And there are at least 3 to 5 people attached to each one of these five friends.
So just imagine the number of times I have "hey" and "sup" on my way to the class.
Being social makes me sick.
But I dont have a choice cuz you need at least one friend in each course so you can ask for help or whatever or project shitty crap shit. Crappy shitty poopy de poo. Shitty crappy bloody shitty poop. Poop filled shitty crappy shit. Shitty de crappy de dung poo. Dung de poopy de pooy crap. Yeah thats whats going on in my head.
I hate this dissociative state more than depression.
On a brighter note, we're going to giddu poo (giddu bandar) on Saturday. That mental asylum in Hydrabad. I understand if you dont exactly see that as the brighter side. But I cant wait to go. I think it'll help me get over my pathetic self. Ive heard that the last they went..most of the students went mute for a week. Im sure they're exaggerating. But whatever. I might even stay back if I get too many sketching inspirations. I could use some right now. Oh Boo Hoo Uzma get a fucking life -.-
*Also, I found this piece of shit that I really like:
If the sun came out from behind me,
Would you look at my shadow or me?
If the person you saw was dressed in rags like me,
would you remember me?
If the colors of lie had faded
from your mortality like life for me,
would you rather die or become like me?
Now it is time for the sun to set like it has
for me,
would you stay here, here in this abandoned world of souls,
or leave like me?
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Saturday, April 16, 2011
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Be An You?
I forgot my password.
I forgot the password of my bank account -.-
Khuaari lagey gi ab.
I have been looking at the course outline for organizational psychology in different institutes for months now.
The little things you do, for me
Nobody else, makes me feel good
Its so frustrating reading about courses you know you cant do.
There's University of Hertfordshire, then there is Manchester Business School, Bilal is going there, then there's Oxford, and there will always be Yale, somewhere deep in my heart:\
But screw that okay.
Cuz we also have BNU. Only its in Lahore, but here.
Only its expensive, but comparatively affordable.
Only I wont get permission but the idea is possible.
The next two months its going to be me collecting money and struggling to convince my mum to let me go there.
Pray? No?
Fine.
I forgot the password of my bank account -.-
Khuaari lagey gi ab.
I have been looking at the course outline for organizational psychology in different institutes for months now.
The little things you do, for me
Nobody else, makes me feel good
Its so frustrating reading about courses you know you cant do.
There's University of Hertfordshire, then there is Manchester Business School, Bilal is going there, then there's Oxford, and there will always be Yale, somewhere deep in my heart:\
But screw that okay.
Cuz we also have BNU. Only its in Lahore, but here.
Only its expensive, but comparatively affordable.
Only I wont get permission but the idea is possible.
The next two months its going to be me collecting money and struggling to convince my mum to let me go there.
Pray? No?
Fine.
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Six Points of Feminine Law
So ever since I left my old job I have nothing else to do.
Pretty lifeless. And merey brother ka semester end hora hai so he hogs the pc the whole day to make his assignments and the TV well...yeah you have to wait at least an hour to get your turn.
So I was really bored...so Im like...HEY Wait...Why am I bored?
I AM A GIRL:O
So I did some "girl stuff" and I knew it in the back of my head that this is a very bad idea and I was laughing at myself secretly all along.
Anyway, I did some makeup...a lot of it actually...Green n Orange eyes [<3] and pink blush and light gloss. But after that Im like...Now what? And then I realized that Im a "Girl" who uses "Facebook" :O So I took pics....lots of them...High angle pout pics.
The practical helped me discover the following:
* I dont know how to pout.
* I dont know how to take high angle pics.
* I cannot look up in the camera and smile at the same time.
* I will never get those twenty minutes of my life back.
* I should never try this again.
* Girls who do this kinda stuff are not Muslim [^.^]
Also, my lazy eye is quite prominent.
Can you tell? My right eye?
Also, meri eyes kitna empty haina?:/
Its distrubing.
And please, do notice that I have pretty eye lashes.
Thank you.
Anyway...I also made awesome brownies today.
They were really awesome.
Somebody better discover me soon.
My awesomeness is being wasted.
And yes, I do know other words...just...awesome sounds better.
Its an exaggerated term.
I love exaggeration.
And ice.
And jelly.
I miss you Jelly=[
Pretty lifeless. And merey brother ka semester end hora hai so he hogs the pc the whole day to make his assignments and the TV well...yeah you have to wait at least an hour to get your turn.
So I was really bored...so Im like...HEY Wait...Why am I bored?
I AM A GIRL:O
So I did some "girl stuff" and I knew it in the back of my head that this is a very bad idea and I was laughing at myself secretly all along.
Anyway, I did some makeup...a lot of it actually...Green n Orange eyes [<3] and pink blush and light gloss. But after that Im like...Now what? And then I realized that Im a "Girl" who uses "Facebook" :O So I took pics....lots of them...High angle pout pics.
The practical helped me discover the following:
* I dont know how to pout.
* I dont know how to take high angle pics.
* I cannot look up in the camera and smile at the same time.
* I will never get those twenty minutes of my life back.
* I should never try this again.
* Girls who do this kinda stuff are not Muslim [^.^]
Also, my lazy eye is quite prominent.
Can you tell? My right eye?
Also, meri eyes kitna empty haina?:/
Its distrubing.
And please, do notice that I have pretty eye lashes.
Thank you.
Anyway...I also made awesome brownies today.
They were really awesome.
Somebody better discover me soon.
My awesomeness is being wasted.
And yes, I do know other words...just...awesome sounds better.
Its an exaggerated term.
I love exaggeration.
And ice.
And jelly.
I miss you Jelly=[
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Yea, I shouldnt have bothered with this one.
hm...pata nai.
Know how sometimes when you dont do anything makes all the difference?
Yea.
I've been doing that.
And Im not liking the difference.
I dont want to sound like a loser but...okay never mind.
Too many people are reading this.
No fun.
So I'll quit my job next month.
That should be exciting.
And.
Yes.
London wala duur ka rishta-daar:\
Yeah I'll write more on that later when I figure out the humor in it.
Everything is too bland at the moment.
I have issues with chicken/gosht ka salan.
How is that even a dish?
Know how sometimes when you dont do anything makes all the difference?
Yea.
I've been doing that.
And Im not liking the difference.
I dont want to sound like a loser but...okay never mind.
Too many people are reading this.
No fun.
So I'll quit my job next month.
That should be exciting.
And.
Yes.
London wala duur ka rishta-daar:\
Yeah I'll write more on that later when I figure out the humor in it.
Everything is too bland at the moment.
I have issues with chicken/gosht ka salan.
How is that even a dish?
Sunday, August 29, 2010
-.-
And its very stupid...its just that...Im lacking excitement in my life.
So this dude right....a friend. He's been ignoring me. Well...not ignore just...not giving me extra attention. I know I know. Its stupid. Just. Look thats the best I got alright. Nothing else has been going on. SO yea... I started ignoring him...and my ignorance is noticeable. See...If i send you a msg two times in a row and I dont get a response, thats a strike. Anyway, Im giggling cuz I got his sorry ass msg on fb "whats wrong? Ive been calling. Expected you to get back. You never did. What going on? bla ba bla ba bla". Ehehehehehe. Told you it was stupid. I can be so immature at times. Yes, I need a life.
I can be such an attention whore at times [Youre not supposed to agree].
Post achi nai hai bhui.
Saturday, August 21, 2010
Sheboleh
I feel stupid and lonely and bored.
I dont like not having work. Reminds me how empty I am.
I went shopping...Ive spent 17,000 on just clothes.
And now I feel not so good.
But I dont like to get in touch with that part of myself.
It is how it is, no need to look deeper.
Things are simpler on the surface.
Anyway, do you live in Pakistan?
Do you just happen to live in Karachi?
Heard about the flood?
Seen those annoying students asking for "chanda" for the people affected by the flood?
Yea, I wana lynch those stupid spoiled sacks of shit.
I mean...I was like hungry...so Anum and I went to buy us a subway at around 3 and it was closed. So I thought may be the zamzama branch is open so we went all the way to zamzama from teen talwaar, alone. And that was closed too. So Im like really pissed and hungry and this bitch comes up to me, with her stupid gucci bag, and that stupid hair style and shes all "please donate for the something something"....okay I just lost interest in the story.
I dont want to talk about it, it makes me feel helpless.
I hate lame posts after funny posts. Kinda kills it.
Ive been not doing anything for the past two hours.
So, how you been?
I want to go to a university.
A good one.
Kia bhui lame post=[
I dont like not having work. Reminds me how empty I am.
I went shopping...Ive spent 17,000 on just clothes.
And now I feel not so good.
But I dont like to get in touch with that part of myself.
It is how it is, no need to look deeper.
Things are simpler on the surface.
Anyway, do you live in Pakistan?
Do you just happen to live in Karachi?
Heard about the flood?
Seen those annoying students asking for "chanda" for the people affected by the flood?
Yea, I wana lynch those stupid spoiled sacks of shit.
I mean...I was like hungry...so Anum and I went to buy us a subway at around 3 and it was closed. So I thought may be the zamzama branch is open so we went all the way to zamzama from teen talwaar, alone. And that was closed too. So Im like really pissed and hungry and this bitch comes up to me, with her stupid gucci bag, and that stupid hair style and shes all "please donate for the something something"....okay I just lost interest in the story.
I dont want to talk about it, it makes me feel helpless.
I hate lame posts after funny posts. Kinda kills it.
Ive been not doing anything for the past two hours.
So, how you been?
I want to go to a university.
A good one.
Kia bhui lame post=[
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Mubarak to you, your family, and your puppy.
Bhui Dekho.
I dont fast.
Theek hai?
And I dont even have a reason.
I just dont.
I subconsciously blame my mum but you can never get me to accept it publicly.
You see, I used to be young. So I dint fast.
Then I grew up but I used to go to school so I was like...may be when Im older.
I got older and developed weird blood pressure bullshit things. Ya know when girls faint when they dont drink water or starve or whatever...yeah that has happened to me a number of times so my mum wouldn't let me fast.
But I dont really have a reason to not fast now. I just dont want to. Meri marzi:\
But of course its not as cute anymore.
Now I could present a hundred arguments here proving how its OKAY if I dont fast because people who fast act like jack asses yada shit and so what if I dont fast, at least I [insert something that I do better than the rozay daar people] but thats like...stupid. I grew out of it. I dont even feel bad anymore. I dont fast. I dont pray. I think God is messed up. And Im not ashamed [or proud] of it.
But anyway.
The only thing I like about ramzan is that I usually have five meals a day and get to watch tv for good 2-3 hours without any disturbances when everyone else is busy with their taravies. Also shopping but we're like poor now so I dont think thats happening. I havent done any real shopping for almost three years now. This is my third year. But its okay.
I know I sound shallow but Im trying really hard to stay away from the political/ethical/social crap.
Donalds yaad ara hai=[
Now that its ramzan, does that mean that I cant listen to music or eat at work?
Thats not fun. I like to party in ramzan. Dont hate me, but I usually do.
I eat all day, watch tv, and buy things I dont need.
Mom, you've created a shallow self-centered bitch. Fail.
Please no hate messages because you dont know where Im coming from.
No...no hate messages because "nobody understands me"
Finally. That sentence fits.
Monday, July 19, 2010
Oh oh ohoh
Sexy from head to toe, oh oh oh-oh oh oh
So I was just thinking...If I dont get busy with my friends for more than a week, I start feeling nauseous.
I am part pathan. That alone should make you laugh.
No ones sitting outside and the fan is on and its really annoying me. But Im too comfortable in my seat to get up.
Im too tired to be alive right now.
Meri dost ka jo ek husband haina...itna dick hai. he annoys the life out of me. He makes me want to put my hair on fire. He makes me wana puke my lungs out. Khabees hai. And bechara he thinks hes so hot. Poor thing.
Anyway.
Bleh me. And Bleh you.
The world is a very uninteresting place. Why is that even a word?
But anyway, Bleh.
So I was just thinking...If I dont get busy with my friends for more than a week, I start feeling nauseous.
I am part pathan. That alone should make you laugh.
No ones sitting outside and the fan is on and its really annoying me. But Im too comfortable in my seat to get up.
Im too tired to be alive right now.
Meri dost ka jo ek husband haina...itna dick hai. he annoys the life out of me. He makes me want to put my hair on fire. He makes me wana puke my lungs out. Khabees hai. And bechara he thinks hes so hot. Poor thing.
Anyway.
Bleh me. And Bleh you.
The world is a very uninteresting place. Why is that even a word?
But anyway, Bleh.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
beelzeewooooo
Okay...so heres the thing...Not everyone should be allowed to make babies.
Its just...wrong.
Before mating...couples should be given a test and should not be allowed to have children unless they score at least 70 percent.
You see...children...as annoying as they are...are still children and many people dont deserve them.
Mutlab...if you dont know how to take care of them...just dont make them. I mean...suno suno khushi ki aahat? Yeah?
Just gona stand there watch me burn?
thats aright because I like the way it hurts=[
Im bored.
I need some excitement in my life.
And by excitement I dont mean someone getting a divorce or running away from home.
But no one in the corner has swagga like us.
Zainab: Uzma baji lets order piza yaar pleeease...
Me: I dont have money.
Zainab: yaaaar aap kar dain naa i'll take money from papa.
Me: get the money first.
Zainab: Uzmaa baaaajiiii...
Me: no one in the corner has swagga like us, swagga like us, swagga swagga like us..
Zainab: oho....UZZMA BAJII
*ten minutes later*
Zainab: ye lain paise aur order karain...
*puts twelve rupees in my hand*
Its just...wrong.
Before mating...couples should be given a test and should not be allowed to have children unless they score at least 70 percent.
You see...children...as annoying as they are...are still children and many people dont deserve them.
Mutlab...if you dont know how to take care of them...just dont make them. I mean...suno suno khushi ki aahat? Yeah?
Just gona stand there watch me burn?
thats aright because I like the way it hurts=[
Im bored.
I need some excitement in my life.
And by excitement I dont mean someone getting a divorce or running away from home.
But no one in the corner has swagga like us.
Zainab: Uzma baji lets order piza yaar pleeease...
Me: I dont have money.
Zainab: yaaaar aap kar dain naa i'll take money from papa.
Me: get the money first.
Zainab: Uzmaa baaaajiiii...
Me: no one in the corner has swagga like us, swagga like us, swagga swagga like us..
Zainab: oho....UZZMA BAJII
*ten minutes later*
Zainab: ye lain paise aur order karain...
*puts twelve rupees in my hand*
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
I Gotta a feelin'
Tonight's gona be a good night?
HAAN ^.^
My blog has been about the papers I write and my boss and I know its been a little gay in a very uninteresting way. I know. Okay. Just that....Thats whats going on in my life. But if youre in no mood to see me be gay then I suggest you leave. But know that i'll miss you whoever you are:[
Nah I dint mean that. Just tryna get in the flow but AnywaY...umm..
Blogger has been bitchin lately....I cant view my blog for some reason.
And no, I dont miss facebook. See...I kind of have a life n all..
Its sunday and I couldnt sleep past 9. How lame is that.
I'll do this later.....not in the mood.
HAAN ^.^
My blog has been about the papers I write and my boss and I know its been a little gay in a very uninteresting way. I know. Okay. Just that....Thats whats going on in my life. But if youre in no mood to see me be gay then I suggest you leave. But know that i'll miss you whoever you are:[
Nah I dint mean that. Just tryna get in the flow but AnywaY...umm..
Blogger has been bitchin lately....I cant view my blog for some reason.
And no, I dont miss facebook. See...I kind of have a life n all..
Its sunday and I couldnt sleep past 9. How lame is that.
I'll do this later.....not in the mood.
Monday, May 17, 2010
omzihead
Not a good day.
I had to do a paper on Peter F. Drucker and I kept reading it Peter Frucker for some reason.
I left it incomplete. Its on Management for Heaven's sake. I mean...c'mon.
But I dint just leave it...I have to get it done by tomorrow. I mean now. I dont want to go back and continue Business and Management. My brain wont work.
And I totally missed having that gay conversation I have with him everyday...
O : Did you mail it?
Me : Yes.
O : No, thats the wrong file.
Me : Oh....*mails again*
Did you get it?
O : Yes.
*after a few seconds*
O : Uzma.....No..
Me : no..?
O : No.
Me : Okay...
*Sigh*
I dont do business and management..........okay?
no..?
Please..:[
Oh and while you're out there deleting me n shit....might as well stop reading my blog. Thank you.
I had to do a paper on Peter F. Drucker and I kept reading it Peter Frucker for some reason.
I left it incomplete. Its on Management for Heaven's sake. I mean...c'mon.
But I dint just leave it...I have to get it done by tomorrow. I mean now. I dont want to go back and continue Business and Management. My brain wont work.
And I totally missed having that gay conversation I have with him everyday...
O : Did you mail it?
Me : Yes.
O : No, thats the wrong file.
Me : Oh....*mails again*
Did you get it?
O : Yes.
*after a few seconds*
O : Uzma.....No..
Me : no..?
O : No.
Me : Okay...
*Sigh*
I dont do business and management..........okay?
no..?
Please..:[
Oh and while you're out there deleting me n shit....might as well stop reading my blog. Thank you.
Monday, April 19, 2010
Afterglow.
Aaj meri mumma ki happy birthday hai. Shes turning 38 for the 7th time.
I made her choco-brownie-coffee-mousse thing and believe me when I say...its awesome. One of my best. Im so adorable. And cute. No wonder all my friends love me.
I know its a lil gay buh c'mon...
Friday, April 16, 2010
Get your freak on.
As much as I hate to share the elevator I want to hug everyone who holds it for me. Its very sweet of them.
I really desperately want to go to a good university for my masters. I dont even care anymore about the subjects. I just want to go to a university. Bus. Everyone I know either goes to one already or is going to in a few months. I, on the other hand, am broke.
Yep.
If I want to go to a university [by the way I hate typing 'uni'...sounds like..like...tailor:\] I'll have to earn to pay the fees. I pauper. I know it doesnt go with my personality but thats the truth. I aint got no monneys....thats sad....cuz these gay ass bitches I know are going to an expensive one jus so they can get laid somewhere fancy. And Im not going for the interview. I dont want to be a TELEMARKETINGOFFICER thank you very much.
Kia yaar. I wana study.
I wana study liberal arts from Indus and MS in social sciences and economics from szabist and THEN I wana do CSS and go to Yale and become a professional cognitive psychologist and mess everyones head. This is shit. I hate you.
=[
kiaaaa yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawr......uhun....waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan...
Shut up and earn it bitch.
Theres so much to do. Neend arai hai:\
Or I could just get married to that money making machine in Indianapolis.
I really desperately want to go to a good university for my masters. I dont even care anymore about the subjects. I just want to go to a university. Bus. Everyone I know either goes to one already or is going to in a few months. I, on the other hand, am broke.
Yep.
If I want to go to a university [by the way I hate typing 'uni'...sounds like..like...tailor:\] I'll have to earn to pay the fees. I pauper. I know it doesnt go with my personality but thats the truth. I aint got no monneys....thats sad....cuz these gay ass bitches I know are going to an expensive one jus so they can get laid somewhere fancy. And Im not going for the interview. I dont want to be a TELEMARKETINGOFFICER thank you very much.
Kia yaar. I wana study.
I wana study liberal arts from Indus and MS in social sciences and economics from szabist and THEN I wana do CSS and go to Yale and become a professional cognitive psychologist and mess everyones head. This is shit. I hate you.
=[
kiaaaa yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawr......uhun....waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan...
Shut up and earn it bitch.
Theres so much to do. Neend arai hai:\
Or I could just get married to that money making machine in Indianapolis.
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Ramble ramble. Feel free to skip this one.
People are so full of it. Acting like a 'I-know-everything-and-you-dont-and-I-have-experienced-everything-you-havent-I just-know-everything-so-God-damn-well-and-my-emotions-are-so-deep-and-real-cuz-you-dont-know-shit-and-Ive-felt-so-much-that-I-feel-no more-and-that-is-why-Im-so-different-and-original-Oh-oH-Im-so-special'....
Like...dude....get the fuck over your gay self.
Nobody cares.
I have to study.
Im 21 and I still dont have my CNIC.
This dude in my class is so dumb...we were giving our test and..
Dude : Sir...whats the answer of the 18th blank?"
Dumb dude : "yaar...the answer is Indexer. Just see the size of the blank. All the other options are too small. Indexer is gona fit perfectly."
And he wasnt even kidding:\
I dint like Avatar. Please dont kill me. Actually I havent really seen the whole thing.....My brother has...twice. But Ive seen enough to say that its not all that.
Alien romance is just ugly.
The movie is overrated.
Aliens should not fall in love.
Im not mean.
*tears*
Like...dude....get the fuck over your gay self.
Nobody cares.
I have to study.
Im 21 and I still dont have my CNIC.
This dude in my class is so dumb...we were giving our test and..
Dude : Sir...whats the answer of the 18th blank?"
Dumb dude : "yaar...the answer is Indexer. Just see the size of the blank. All the other options are too small. Indexer is gona fit perfectly."
And he wasnt even kidding:\
I dint like Avatar. Please dont kill me. Actually I havent really seen the whole thing.....My brother has...twice. But Ive seen enough to say that its not all that.
Alien romance is just ugly.
The movie is overrated.
Aliens should not fall in love.
Im not mean.
*tears*
Saturday, January 30, 2010
21!
People....need to...get over the fact....that they were born!
Its been a while so Im not really in the mood....My net's screwed. Also Im kind of busy.
Do I sound cool saying that? "Im busy."
Bleh...
Is it just me or is 21 really Hot?
I mean...not cuz Im turning 21...just something about that number....its kind of sexy...
Ive always liked it.....21 and 7 (no Wijdan your blog has nothing to do with this=p)...but yeah....If I had to do a number...would definitely be one of these two.
But I still dont like birthdays....My least favorite occassion next to valentines. Why are they celebrated?...I fail to understand.
umm...okay lemme think of something funny....Im kind of getting rusty....err...
.....
:\
I had a dream about my teacher....Again...
Hes not even that good you know....I must be really desperate to like him...I mean...Damn uzma!
ummm......
Rida is engaged to be married....o.O
*sigh*
Its okay.....we'll live.
Shes gona get married.....hehehhehehehehheheheheh...
ehehe...
woAh...
lol...
Avoid me.
Its been a while so Im not really in the mood....My net's screwed. Also Im kind of busy.
Do I sound cool saying that? "Im busy."
Bleh...
Is it just me or is 21 really Hot?
I mean...not cuz Im turning 21...just something about that number....its kind of sexy...
Ive always liked it.....21 and 7 (no Wijdan your blog has nothing to do with this=p)...but yeah....If I had to do a number...would definitely be one of these two.
But I still dont like birthdays....My least favorite occassion next to valentines. Why are they celebrated?...I fail to understand.
umm...okay lemme think of something funny....Im kind of getting rusty....err...
.....
:\
I had a dream about my teacher....Again...
Hes not even that good you know....I must be really desperate to like him...I mean...Damn uzma!
ummm......
Rida is engaged to be married....o.O
*sigh*
Its okay.....we'll live.
Shes gona get married.....hehehhehehehehheheheheh...
ehehe...
woAh...
lol...
Avoid me.
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Life khappay, still.
Mariam [my partner in crime friend who is just as lifeless] and I had decided on Sunday that we would start studying on Tuesday. After Midnight. Technically Wednesday. But it seems like we wont be having our exams before February. So we're talkin massive waste of time, only this time, no remorse.
Shes been like my boy friend for the past 4 days. I spend like 4-8 hours chatting with her. I feel so gay. [Not that I dont enjoy and appreciate it=p]
I wanted to write something about the blast n shit but then again...whats the point?
We all knew it was gona happen. Also I lost interest.
Just being honest.
So lets get down to things that dont matter at all but I like to mention them anyway, because I can.
Issues of the Day :
Why do girls think that they're not going to look like a slut if they just look away and pretend that they are completely unaware of the fact that a person [whom they begged for hours to take their picture because they look so divine so they can upload them on fb and compete in the 'I am skank-ier than you are' competition] is standing ryte in front of them with a god damn camera?
Just look in the God damn camera, bitch?
What exactly are you trying to prove?
That youre so gorgeous that everyone wants to take your picture and save the moment of your awesomness forever? Is that what you have in mind? You think that we dont knwo that you know someones taking your pic?
What the Fuck, I ask you?
Also, whats with the peace/rock/victory sign?
Is that supposed to be cool?
Also, why do people like the song fireflies by Owl city?
A fox trot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
A disco ball is just hanging by a thread
Please explain?
Was he high on bullshit when he wrote it?
I cant believe they're actually playing it on the radio.
I....need a hobby [read life].
Shes been like my boy friend for the past 4 days. I spend like 4-8 hours chatting with her. I feel so gay. [Not that I dont enjoy and appreciate it=p]
I wanted to write something about the blast n shit but then again...whats the point?
We all knew it was gona happen. Also I lost interest.
Just being honest.
So lets get down to things that dont matter at all but I like to mention them anyway, because I can.
Issues of the Day :
Why do girls think that they're not going to look like a slut if they just look away and pretend that they are completely unaware of the fact that a person [whom they begged for hours to take their picture because they look so divine so they can upload them on fb and compete in the 'I am skank-ier than you are' competition] is standing ryte in front of them with a god damn camera?
Just look in the God damn camera, bitch?
What exactly are you trying to prove?
That youre so gorgeous that everyone wants to take your picture and save the moment of your awesomness forever? Is that what you have in mind? You think that we dont knwo that you know someones taking your pic?
What the Fuck, I ask you?
Also, whats with the peace/rock/victory sign?
Is that supposed to be cool?
Also, why do people like the song fireflies by Owl city?
A fox trot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
A disco ball is just hanging by a thread
Please explain?
Was he high on bullshit when he wrote it?
I cant believe they're actually playing it on the radio.
I....need a hobby [read life].
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Life khappay!
* That is a kutta with a smile of a child molester =>
* I am a racist.
* You have a lot of time to waste.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Needles. Because theyre pointy.
*Thinking of something funny to write*
*thinks harder*
*scratches chin*
*pushes specs back up on the nose*
*gives up*
I have issues with needles.
Ive never taken an injection. Malaria, typhoid, measles, chicken pox....NEVER.
Im not scared of the dark or lizards or crocodiles or heights or snakes...but I have issues with people inserting a needle in me....and short, fat, bald, mean looking men. They kind of freak me out.
Also I would like to take this opportunity to tell you tht my IT teacher is not hot. I just said I have a 'thing' for him and the rest were all assumptions. Hes a geek and a nerd. And apparently that seems to be my thing:\
Thank you.
Sorry you had to click all the way to my blog to read this useless, unfunny, unintellectual piece of crap. My sincere apologies.
Good night.
*thinks harder*
*scratches chin*
*pushes specs back up on the nose*
*gives up*
I have issues with needles.
Ive never taken an injection. Malaria, typhoid, measles, chicken pox....NEVER.
Im not scared of the dark or lizards or crocodiles or heights or snakes...but I have issues with people inserting a needle in me....and short, fat, bald, mean looking men. They kind of freak me out.
Also I would like to take this opportunity to tell you tht my IT teacher is not hot. I just said I have a 'thing' for him and the rest were all assumptions. Hes a geek and a nerd. And apparently that seems to be my thing:\
Thank you.
Sorry you had to click all the way to my blog to read this useless, unfunny, unintellectual piece of crap. My sincere apologies.
Good night.
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Crank.
bahahaha...this is hilarious..=(
My awesome friends think I should stop using bad words on my blog. Kinda fucks it up and doesnt suit my personality.
Okay.
Thats how much I love you guys...=(
<3
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Analyzing Paki Weddings.
[Disclaimer : This post is inspired by my friends wedding which I recently attended. Although Ive lost total and complete interest in the following contents I still have to post it so I can tell myself to 'shut the fuck up already' the next time something like 'ugh, my feet still hurt' comes to my mind. Its psychological, even I dont fully understand the complex fucks in my head.
Also, you may find extreme 'girly' particles in the post. Please forgive me if you bang your key board out of frustration because you cant punch the shit out of me by the end of this post. Thank you for your cooperation.]
Lets start with the parlors...The bride has to dress up alryte...but 4 hours? Seriously? You need four hours to paint your face? 4 hours to not look like yourself? Isnt it a lil too much?
Any guy reading this...Do you seriously want your wife-to-be to put an inch fat layer of 'base' on her face? I dont get it. Mutlab...thora ziada nai hai? Like...isnt that fake? When did this trend start anyway? I think the whole idea is stupid! Brides should be simple and au naturelle! Ziada pretty lagti hain. [By the way...sania ended up looking totally gaw-jus! It was like The princess and the Ass.]
Which brings me to my second point....Why are the girls attending the wedding expected to leave their hair open and wear a blood red lip color?
And when they dont, why are they continuously asked 'why dint you dress up?'
Also, why do girls wear sleeve-less and capries in winter?
And when they do, why do they think theyre looking really hot standing in the corner shivering?
Are they expecting Edward Cullen/Shahrukh Khan [depending on their mentality] to pop out of somewhere and lend them his jacket and brush their hair aside while giving them a sparkling kiss on their dry skin [they also dont like wearing cold cream and have cracks on their face]?
Coming to the Dulha...Now....theek hai youre nervous and its you big day n shit...but..can you please not be so gay asking people if the picture they took of you is awesome or not?
I mean...you already look stupid sitting on the stage like a baboon [no offense]...just..mind it..yea? Also stop finding excuses to touch your wife...shes all yours to fuck...just wait till you guys are alone, okay? Stop grossing out people around you. Yes...people...ya know all the fools who cared enough to show up at YOUR stupid wedding. Yes. Them. Theyre around you and they can see you!
Also, you may find extreme 'girly' particles in the post. Please forgive me if you bang your key board out of frustration because you cant punch the shit out of me by the end of this post. Thank you for your cooperation.]
Lets start with the parlors...The bride has to dress up alryte...but 4 hours? Seriously? You need four hours to paint your face? 4 hours to not look like yourself? Isnt it a lil too much?
Any guy reading this...Do you seriously want your wife-to-be to put an inch fat layer of 'base' on her face? I dont get it. Mutlab...thora ziada nai hai? Like...isnt that fake? When did this trend start anyway? I think the whole idea is stupid! Brides should be simple and au naturelle! Ziada pretty lagti hain. [By the way...sania ended up looking totally gaw-jus! It was like The princess and the Ass.]
Which brings me to my second point....Why are the girls attending the wedding expected to leave their hair open and wear a blood red lip color?
And when they dont, why are they continuously asked 'why dint you dress up?'
Also, why do girls wear sleeve-less and capries in winter?
And when they do, why do they think theyre looking really hot standing in the corner shivering?
Are they expecting Edward Cullen/Shahrukh Khan [depending on their mentality] to pop out of somewhere and lend them his jacket and brush their hair aside while giving them a sparkling kiss on their dry skin [they also dont like wearing cold cream and have cracks on their face]?
Coming to the Dulha...Now....theek hai youre nervous and its you big day n shit...but..can you please not be so gay asking people if the picture they took of you is awesome or not?
I mean...you already look stupid sitting on the stage like a baboon [no offense]...just..mind it..yea? Also stop finding excuses to touch your wife...shes all yours to fuck...just wait till you guys are alone, okay? Stop grossing out people around you. Yes...people...ya know all the fools who cared enough to show up at YOUR stupid wedding. Yes. Them. Theyre around you and they can see you!
______________________
I had to go to park towers, all dressed up, with my two cousins [who were more than just dressed up] an hour before the wedding to buy my friends sister a dress cuz she had nothing to wear. I am going to impale the next person who says Im a bitch to my friends.
I wore heels for 8 hours, its been 3 days and I still cant feel my feet.
The cute guy my cousin was flirting the night away with ended up crushing on me. No I dont have a point to prove here I just wanted to mention it.
*Evil Grin*
...
But Im not in teh mooooood..=(
Gawd Uzma shut the fuck up already...nobody cares!
I had to go to park towers, all dressed up, with my two cousins [who were more than just dressed up] an hour before the wedding to buy my friends sister a dress cuz she had nothing to wear. I am going to impale the next person who says Im a bitch to my friends.
I wore heels for 8 hours, its been 3 days and I still cant feel my feet.
The cute guy my cousin was flirting the night away with ended up crushing on me. No I dont have a point to prove here I just wanted to mention it.
*Evil Grin*
...
But Im not in teh mooooood..=(
Gawd Uzma shut the fuck up already...nobody cares!
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