Monday, September 28, 2009
hehehehehe.....I was just stalking profiles on fb *loser alert* [I usually dont...>_>]...so I was checking out pics and dude...like......I cant stop laughin. Like....Why?
WHY do guys take pictures of themselves? Fine take pics....no problem. But high angle pout pics? HELLOE? Are you gay? Acha theek hai. For fun. Alright. Youre taking those gay pics just to fool around. Okay. But. WHY do you have to upload them on fb and torture everyone in your friends list by posting it in the neewsfeed? Is it all done for humor? But its not funny. Its just plain Ugly. I mean I have to sleep at night man. Or is it....Like....do you find yourself very attractive? Are you like obsessed with yourself? Looks like you are. Do you play with yourself a lot? Yeah? Gay bitches.
Sorry Im being harsh but Vain guys are sO annoying:(
Like...Die. Vanity is NOT meant for dudes, dude!
Turn off. Major Turn Off. And I speak for most of the girls here. Take my word for it. If you think that weird pic you took of yourself wearing those cheap "Radhay Shaam" shades and that "Meera" pout with a "Snoop Dog" expression on your face sitting in a car with a dude just as gay will turn someone on. You should go kill yourself Instantly. Like Right Now. You need to Die.
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Ali Hamza has a sexy voice...:\
I never noticed.
And. I wanted to brag about all the compliments I get but seriously....my mood is a lil bleh. And YES Im thinking about you bitch text me in the morning when you done crying...:p
Holy fuck I just slided my mouse on water....ugh...ugh....wait...its still working...:\
Anyway...Im going to watch District Nine....Im expecting it to suck ass.
Will exceed my expectations?
Will I watch the whole shit?
Will my brother pause the movie to talk on the phone and piss the shit out of me like he does?
Will Rida find happiness?
Will I make my assignment?
Will mariams tummy be fine by tomorrow?
Why am I asking you all these question?
This thing you see...is Heavenly. And mariam made it. My Dost can cook....*tears*
Which reminds me of nandos cataplana I tried ryte after this Divine food. Know I had never tried it before.....I mean always end up having espetada or those wraps or something....but then everyone kept telling to have cataplana cuz its like oh-so-awesome....well...eveyrone who tasted it....needs to grow taste buds. It was the worst most pathetic thing Ive ever tasted. Please if someone asks you to try it tell that person to eff off [eff cuz I got company].
So, yeah....okay...the most absurd thing was the cucumber which tasted like something picked out from a turd salad. Ew. Yes.
Bleh. Im not wasting my time writing how bad it was.
It was bad - period!
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
You call that person an Uzma!
I did french manicure. Only I dont have nails so I had to put on fake ones. And boy do they look fake! Need to take em off...too lazy...Im having trouble typing which is distracting my fucking brains. Thats not the point. The point is I hate everyone. I hate it when stupid chutiyas act like they know shit. Yes, I now say chutiya without feeling awkward. And I say it often. Thank you Sania and Amna. Thank you very much. And I hate it when fucking morons get intimidated by stupid chutiyas. And I hate it when a fucking moron shits on a smart ass because of some stupid chutiya which turns a smart ass in to a shit head. So basically there are four types of people in the world [according to me that is]. Which one are you?
I'm the self inflicted, mind detonator!
I want my ribs to burst open and I want a huge Monster to....[I would write to 'come out' but doesnt sound right]....emerge. Yes. Emerge. And [*activate ::mode urdu::*] phir who monster kha jae merey pas jo bhi ho usko. Phir wo monster sab ko kha jae. Phir wo monster sari imaraat [buildings n structures] tabah [destroy] kar dey. Phir wo swim kar key west jae aur udher bhi sab ko kha jae. Phir wo ek khalai jahaz [space ship] ijaad karay aur phir khala [space] mai jaa kar suraj kha jae. Phir har jaga andhera hojae aur wo anderey mai ...umm....[float karnay ko kia kehtey hain?] *ahem*float*ahem* karay. Aur phir khala mai ghum hojae. Phir wo bhook se mar jae.
Monday, September 21, 2009
Friday, September 18, 2009
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Ting ting part was tang I think...umm..anyway.
I was just reading the most notorious psychopaths in history and Pedro Lopez was nowhere to be found. All respect to Albert Fish and Ted Bundy.....But you cant miss out Lopez...he like killed 300 people.....more probably...Ugh. He was a psychopath....and he deserves to be on that list....I mean...they have John Haigh in the list and not Lopez...whatever man...>_>
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
So I was just diggin through my closet [which is a huge mess] and I found these super hot low waste jeans I bought last year [or the year before, cant recall] so I put em on and they like fit me really well....so I was all "wow...these look hot...I wonder why I dont wear it"....and then I walk out of the room with that *Oh-Am-Tha-sO-SeXaY* look on my face.....and my mum sees me and she goes all "oh...ye agai aapko theek?" and Im all "...umm...yea.." and shes all "ye tou lose thi na apko"....and THEN I remember the shit.
Levis people had this sale last year and I saw these pants and I was gettin the 5000 ka thing in 2000 but the thing was like two sizes bigger than my size and I had this whole argument with my um who wasnt buying it for me cuz it wasnt my size but being the annoying bych that I am I just HAD to buy it. Im sorry I sound like a self obsessed stupid spoiled whore but DUDE....Ive gone up TWO sizes! Its worse than I thought. I thought I just gained a pound or something....but Ive gone up TWO WHOLE DAMN SIZES - NOT COOL!!
No more goodies for you Miss!!
Monday, September 14, 2009
v r grown up now
i was just looking at our pics
we used to be so stupid before..
like so aloof..
now we all so practical and boring
though v are good looking now
we sure are..
Sunday, September 13, 2009
* What you wearing [babe/pumpkin/baby] - YOU got a Pig!
* Text me late at nyte if you cant sleep...Im usually up - YOU got a Pig!
* So...you JUST came out of the shower eh..? - YOU got a Pig!
* I just LOVE peaches/buns - YOU got a Pig!
* Ajj roza kiu nahi rakha....? [Usually followed by a fucked up grin] - YOU got a Pig - The worst kind!
I wanted to blog about pigs and sows like a really shitty one....but then I changed my mind. But now I changed my mind again....Just....see...All men are pigs and some girls are sows. Now now...nothing personal guys....Just cuz youre a pig doesnt mean youre a bad pig you can be a cute one too......there are kinds ya know...But this one particular kind annoys me the most...They pretend to be all....err....*insert the name of the most innocent animal here*...Theyre like...like....[excuse my lack of expression]...
Okay Im done.
".....(some random bullshit abt me hating vain people and being one of them myself)....And what really pisses em off is that people refuse to deliver lunch during ramzan....like....what if I wana have pizza for lunch today? What am i supposed to do? Wait for dinner? What if i dont want it for dinner? What about people who dont fast? What about the minority? What about me? Like....places are not closed down before Easter are they? Why no special timings for them? Are they not human? Is our religion holier than theirs because we're the majority? We see the white in our flag now dont we? What does that represent? Shudnt rules be equal for all of us no matter what religion? Yeah? Equality? No? We're better than them? Is that what its all about? Yeah?
Now dont be going all "oh you're just saying that cuz you wana have a nice lunch...you dont even fast"...If I dont fast that My shit with My God. Its none of your business. Im not answerable to you or that Holy Mullah of yours you go to for advice. Youre NOT answerable for my sins. You wont get punished cuz I dont fast. Okay? We clear on that? Yeah? Okay.
So just like you wont get punished cuz I dont fast...I wont get blessing if you fast. Yeah? So....if youre fasting its not making a difference in my life. Theek? Youre not doing me a favor. And since youre not doing me a favor I shouldnt be forced to take your shit. You can keep your "Im fasting so Im gona act like a cranky bitch all day" shit to your own damned holy self! Ehsaan nahi kara/kiya [:p] aapne mujh per roza rakh kar!..."
And there was more but Im in like No mood. This is incomplete...
Saturday, September 12, 2009
I seriously need a life.
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
IF WE THROW OURSELVES AGAINST THE WALL
BUT NO ONE ELSE CAN SEE
THE PRESERVATION OF THE MARTYR IN ME...
PSYCHOSOCIAL...PSYCHOSOCIAL....PSYCHOSOCIAL...*THUD THUD THUD THUD*
So I was in a full psychosocial mood ryte [all you hardcore metal heads - Im not a hardcore metal head so please dont be flaunting all that fancy ass shit you listen to]...okay yeah so i was listnin to this one and then mariam sent me this marathi+hindi+gujrati thingie "suu chhee" and I listened to it and I was all...:\
And I had so much in my mind and now Im like blank...
You can read more about the song here
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
So I was saying rust really suits me. It brings out my eyes like "pop"....but thats really not the point. The point is, Im going to study today and not waste yet another day playing farmville and eating and switching channels. Im going to get the damn chapter done. And "Abnormal psychology" is interesting anyway so it shouldn't be hard.
Okay mums calling for breakfast. No Im not fasting. No I dont have a 'girly biological' problem going on for not fasting. I just dont fast. I dont like starving. Makes me feel helpless. I dont like that feeling. Or any other feeling which makes my autonomic nervous system respond. Okay. Im gona go eat and then study. Thats THAT.
Monday, September 7, 2009
Going to study now. Seriously.
Also, I give awful hugs. Hug? Anyone?
I feel...I feel like putting a drill through the side of my head and tilt it and let the brain leak out of my head and then taking out my eyeballs and putting them in a jar full of cold water and then freezing my eyes. Need sleep. Tired. No. Study:@
But I was jus....CHUP KARO TUM! Stupid. Bohat dimag chalta hai tumhara:@
Fool! Perhna nai hai kia? Wana end up like her? Like them? Stupid aurat. Retard. BUS KARDO AB! How much time do you need?
But I dint...NAI BUS KARO!! Chor dou apni bachkana harkatain. Stupid baatain. Pagal. Stop it. Thats NOT you!
Now stop acting like a fool. Good girl. We're gona study abnormal psychology today and do that critical appreciation and play farmville. Alryte? Now come on, chin up. Every things gona be just fine.
Is herd main koi bhi satisfied nai hai. Herd mai jab loag groups mai divide hojatey hain tou unko people boltey hain. Jab saray groups bannay kai bad ek banda isolate hojata tou saray groups unite ho kar ek bara sa group ban jatay hain. Us group ko society kehtey hain. Society bohat stupid hoti hai, therefore, bohat suck karti hai. Mujhey society nahi pasand. I am a part of society.
This society does not deserve me.
I do not deserve this society.
Extinction per koi 'ghaur' kiu nahi karta?
Mujhey urdu bohat pasand hai. Urdu bohat cool sound karti hai. Main random nahi hoon. Mai intentionally topic change karai hoon. Mai bohat ajeeb feel karai hoon. Im SO close to doing something really stupid and making a complete fool out of myself. But I wont. I know better. And that has always been my problem. I know better.
Sunday, September 6, 2009
im in pain
wat up with u
u never let me win
well...im just trying to be a better person.
wats the real problem
why do you assume theres a problem?
Im trying to be a better person and thats it.
you dont believ me.
okay i beleive u
did u talk to ******
abt ** *******?
u feeling guilty
I let people win when I feel guilty:\
Saturday, September 5, 2009
I dint come up with a name for it yet.
Then fry the chicken bits in butter and pepper and add em to the soup.
I know it looks pretty all ryte and mum loved and and my mami really liked it but honestly, it tasted pretty average to me. Its not at all what I had in mind and I cudnt get over the fact that it was missing something. I dont know what. Maybe. No. The seasoning was perfect. Pata nai.
Im not satisfied.
Damn I have time..:\
Thursday, September 3, 2009
I dnt have nun to wear.
I'll come naked.
Haan theek hai.
Phir baba turn on hojain gai.
Amna's "baba" = my phupa
My cousins say that I dont write about them on my blog. And have spent too much time to not mention them on my blog. No Im not going to discuss amnas accent. No she doesnt have a funny accent. See amna I dint say shit about that funny accent you practicing. Im still confused if you were kidding or serious. Dont whine Hajira Im writing about you too...:p
I doubt if anyones gona read this post cuz ya know....Its kinda like...a wee bit lame. Just dump that pedo you dating. And Amna please stick with one man. Karma is a bitch. Now now I know you dint get that I'll explain when we meet:p
hehe.....so...yeah I love my cousins oh so much and oh how would I ever live without them like oh my God I love you guys. You people are the funniest cousins anyone can have. Ab baat ho hi rai hain tou teejs and ayesha ko bhi mention kerdety hoon...
I dont think they read it but let ayesha know she gives the bestest hugs and teejs is like the hottest wittiest 16 year old:p
So if anyone inetrested in dating heres a bit info...
Age : 18
Height : mujh se tall hai. Im 5'5 she must be 5'6 or 5'7.
Complexion : weatish
Body : very trimmed and in shape.
Hair : Black
Best feature : eyes
Status : Dating a pedo. Will dump for a hotter dude.
Overall : Pretty hot.
Age : 20
Height : 5'8 I think.
Complexion : fair when washes face.
Body : In shape when wearing clothes.
Hair : Black
Best feature : smile
Status : Dating an idiot and an uncle. Flirts with a family friend. Still room for more.
Overall : Attractive.
Leave a comment if interested.
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Now I cud've easily written the translation but I dint. I wrote it in a foreign language. Does that make me cool now? Does it? I mean.....ya know with all those annoying french and spanish phrases I see as pm's and fb status.....like....wtf? Write the damn translation man. Who the fuck are you kidding? Just cuz my pm is in Latin doesnt mean I speak Latin. The impression is just as fake as....as....Paris Hilton's breasts. Like....ugh....IT DOESNT MAKE YOU LOOK COOL!
Oh...an old friend called me yestrday. She had a baby girl...:\
Guys....are....weird species. Not just guys in general. Guys in a serious relationship. What is it that makes them act like a total retard?
This dude my friend is dating....Theyre actually engaged to be married now. But. Hes like the biggest....uh....I cant think of a less disgusting word which comes closer to the meaning of a "ch..." no I dont wana type that...:$
But. Yes. He is one. Hes SO thick! Kuch samajh hi nai ata charye ko [no charya wasnt the word I meant to type earlier with the initials "ch.."]. He's...like....we're suposed to go for iftari today...and she took permission from him.....WHY does a girl have to take permission from the guy in the first place? What. The. Fuck? Its so frustrating!!!
So yeah he was cool with it and now....just 2 hours pehley hes telling her not to go cuz he got off from work. Again. What. The. Fuck?
Dil chata hai Acid dal doon us per. Selfish Idiot. And he's like much worse. I dint write down the whole thing so you may not be as disgusted as I am. But. Ugh. I really dont get it.