Monday, August 1, 2011

To corn, or not to corn.

You know what I do when I'm up alone working?
I read a couple of stupid blogs and feel smart. But its not helping tonight.
Did I mention mum had a cardiac arrest?
Well she did. And it sucked. Ass.
Did I mention my ever so handsome brother managed to hit his face on the corner of a metal bed at the hospital and got dunno how many stitches and now he cant chew?
Also, I have a...um...never mind that.
So yea...my brother has been hiding his face from mum because then she gets all *tears*sniff*choke* and then everything gets all dramatic n shit. But my maid. My sweet sweet maid who just cant stand seeing my brother or my mother sick because she has this hypothetical never ending bond of love and geen-hood with them. So my maid, not knowing when to stop talking, went up to my sick, coughing mother and told her that I better make him some juice because he cant bite or chew or swallow and doing so would make his stitches hurt and might loosen them which will hurt so much more LIKE IM A FUCKING IDIOT FOR TELLING MY MUM THAT HES GONA BE FINE AND HES A FUCKING IDIOT FOR HIDING HIS FACE FROM HER SIMPLy BECAUSE WE DONT WANT TO SEE HER CHOKE ON HER OWN TEARS!
Pagal bitch.
Kia masla hota hai loago ko? Fazul mai ajatey hain apna opinion deney. Oh and thats not all. When I asked her not to speak about his stiches in front of mum she started crying because "shees soooe senseetiive and caant see anyone in paaaaiinnn".
And then I had to poochie her up and fix her rooh afza to make her feel better because shes so close to them since she has been working here for over a whole fucking WEEK now.
Bus yehi fuckpana karai hoon main chaar din se -.-

I hope I loose some weight during the shits. I was kind of not eating. But then I eated tonight!

And like...whatever the fuck is going on with SERVQUAL?
Mutlab...kia masla hai isko?
Kiu fazul ki pagalana equation banadi Kamasutra et al. ne?
Why coudlnt it just be E-P instead of P-E?
Saray answers negaitve mai jarai hain. Ek to negative uper se decimal.
Life can be so complicated at times.
And Im not even getting paid much for this dissertation. Local company ke liye haina. They pay minimum wage. So not worth it. But I kind of told him that I'll get it done so I have to get it done.
You're not interested?
Okay here's something interesting.
Someone I know talked his sister-in-law to get naked in front of him
Sehri hogai hai. Mai to nai rakh rai bhui roza bhook lag jati hai bar bar. Apko kia masla hai its between me and my God stay out of it acha bus chup.
I dint even sleep properly since Sunday. Nobody cares T___T

Also, Rooh Afza FTW!

9 comments:

Hamza Bin Ladin said...

I bet my blog was one of the stupid blogs you read=D
Ramadan Mubarik=D

uzme said...

Ive never read your blog sweetart.

Roshni said...

Sorry to hear about your mum. Hope she gets better soon!

Hamza Bin Ladin said...

Oh. That's great. Don't read it in future too. It'll make you feel smarter. And I DO not want that=D

Rida. said...

I do =O
And that maid and that aunty who was at your place last night.
I didn't know jun got stitches. Can you ever tell the whole true shit and only the real shit?
>.>

Aabi said...

woah woah woah :l naked?!

oh man i can totally empathize. meri maa ko aajkal mental breakdowns ho rahay hain. aur mai ghar pe phasssi hui unko sumbhal rahi hoti hun. Phir kisi se unki baat hoti hai aur phir hysteria shuru.

aik tou aaj kal ki maasian bohat senti hoti hain. meri bhabi honeymoon pe gayin tou phone kerk ro rahi hai k baaji aap yaad arahi hain wapis aajaen. Pfft.

Bush. said...

Jess you're messed up shit man!

Even your word verification is POXIN. So be afraid?

bavli said...

word verification : comfort .
I hope you find some .

The Me. said...

Your blog is my favourite.

And omG. Cardiac arrest. Scary. =\
Stupid maid. Control main raha karay. =\