I was supposed to complete my psychology shit by the end of June.
Bus.
Bohat hogaya.
Main parhney jarai hoon.
Its 2.43 a.m.
But.
I dont care.
Im going.
Itterupt me. Anyone. Please do.

Lol.
I jus noticed how fucked up the coriander is in the soup in the last image.
heheheh..

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Yes. I just cant seem to get out of my holiday mode. I just went to college ONCE this week. I just cant wake up. Forget college thats like 7 in the morning. My IT class....it starts 1:30 p.m....I've been missing those too cuz I cant wake up. Just attended ONE class this week. Ugh.

Itna soti hoon mai. Bohat soti hoon. Soti rehti hoon. Actually, no, I hibernate. So today I was actually frustrated cuz I missed coleg. And Im like....DAMN Ive been sleeping for a week. Im never lame for a whole week straight. I mean....I did like NOTHING this week. Just slept and played farmville. Yep. Im addicted. And just this Sunday I was preaching how lame the stupid game is to my baby cousin who's been playing it. But nevermind that.

So today I wanted to do something productive. I thought I'd make notes but then I was all....yeah like THATS gona happen. So I was all....kia karoon yaar? And then my mum was all "uzma soup peenay ka dil chara hai" and I was all "main banati hoon" and my mum was all "mazaak nai karo mera seriously mood hai soup ka" and Im all "Im serious.. :O"

So I tried that thing I had in mind since june. Damn I procratinate..:

Its this thing I came up with in my head while I was watchin some dude make tomatoe soup. So I like took pics of each step.

And.

And.

YES.

THATS RIGHT. Im gona upload every single image!
I dint come up with a name for it yet.

Its like tomato soup + chicken soup + green soup.

Alryte. So jus slice half n onion, spring onion and one capsicum. And boil tomatoes n peel n blend them.

Make chicken stock and strain it.

Then fry onions in 2 tbs oil and then add all the greens and black pepper n salt n oregano.

Then add stock and tomato thingie and let it simmer for like ten I guess.

Then fry the chicken bits in butter and pepper and add em to the soup.

Then add corn flour to the soup and cook for another 5 minutes.

And voila. Its ready. This is what it looks like in the end.

I know it looks pretty all ryte and mum loved and and my mami really liked it but honestly, it tasted pretty average to me. Its not at all what I had in mind and I cudnt get over the fact that it was missing something. I dont know what. Maybe. No. The seasoning was perfect. Pata nai.

Im not satisfied.

Damn I have time..:\

Ive been emotionaly blackmailed for this one.

*Uzma says:
I dnt have nun to wear.
I'll come naked.

*Amna says:
Haan theek hai.
Phir baba turn on hojain gai.

Amna's "baba" = my phupa
*puke*

My cousins say that I dont write about them on my blog. And have spent too much time to not mention them on my blog. No Im not going to discuss amnas accent. No she doesnt have a funny accent. See amna I dint say shit about that funny accent you practicing. Im still confused if you were kidding or serious. Dont whine Hajira Im writing about you too...:p
I doubt if anyones gona read this post cuz ya know....Its kinda like...a wee bit lame. Just dump that pedo you dating. And Amna please stick with one man. Karma is a bitch. Now now I know you dint get that I'll explain when we meet:p
hehe.....so...yeah I love my cousins oh so much and oh how would I ever live without them like oh my God I love you guys. You people are the funniest cousins anyone can have. Ab baat ho hi rai hain tou teejs and ayesha ko bhi mention kerdety hoon...
I dont think they read it but let ayesha know she gives the bestest hugs and teejs is like the hottest wittiest 16 year old:p

So if anyone inetrested in dating heres a bit info...

Hajira

Age : 18
Height : mujh se tall hai. Im 5'5 she must be 5'6 or 5'7.
Complexion : weatish
Body : very trimmed and in shape.
Hair : Black
Best feature : eyes
Status : Dating a pedo. Will dump for a hotter dude.
Overall : Pretty hot.

Amna

Age : 20
Height : 5'8 I think.
Complexion : fair when washes face.
Body : In shape when wearing clothes.
Hair : Black
Best feature : smile
Status : Dating an idiot and an uncle. Flirts with a family friend. Still room for more.
Overall : Attractive.

Leave a comment if interested.

Annoying Loag.

Okay so my msn pm is in Latin. It says "momento mori" which means "remember you shall die"
Now I cud've easily written the translation but I dint. I wrote it in a foreign language. Does that make me cool now? Does it? I mean.....ya know with all those annoying french and spanish phrases I see as pm's and fb status.....like....wtf? Write the damn translation man. Who the fuck are you kidding? Just cuz my pm is in Latin doesnt mean I speak Latin. The impression is just as fake as....as....Paris Hilton's breasts. Like....ugh....IT DOESNT MAKE YOU LOOK COOL!

Idiots.

Oh...an old friend called me yestrday. She had a baby girl...:\
It was...weird....
Anyway.

Guys....are....weird species. Not just guys in general. Guys in a serious relationship. What is it that makes them act like a total retard?
This dude my friend is dating....Theyre actually engaged to be married now. But. Hes like the biggest....uh....I cant think of a less disgusting word which comes closer to the meaning of a "ch..." no I dont wana type that...:$
But. Yes. He is one. Hes SO thick! Kuch samajh hi nai ata charye ko [no charya wasnt the word I meant to type earlier with the initials "ch.."]. He's...like....we're suposed to go for iftari today...and she took permission from him.....WHY does a girl have to take permission from the guy in the first place? What. The. Fuck? Its so frustrating!!!
So yeah he was cool with it and now....just 2 hours pehley hes telling her not to go cuz he got off from work. Again. What. The. Fuck?
Dil chata hai Acid dal doon us per. Selfish Idiot. And he's like much worse. I dint write down the whole thing so you may not be as disgusted as I am. But. Ugh. I really dont get it.