OHMYGOSHLIKEHAPPYNEWTOYOUANDYOURFAMILYANDALLTHEBLESSINGSANDLOVESANDOHMYGOSH!!

• No Income [check]

• Low self-esteem [check]

• No sense of Direction [check]

• 4 Extra Pounds [check]

• Guilt [check]

• Reduced Intelligence [check]

• Citizenship of The Shit hole [check]

WoAh....Looks like Im all set to begin another pointless Year.
Happy New Year To Me Babay!

...and you too.

Pedo from the Hood.

Somethings up with my head. I mean...having weird dreams about your ex's current love interest is one thing....but having a dream of a pedophile form your childhood is just disturbing.
There used to be this man where I live...He was someones driver. He looked something like Chuck Norris, only his beard was pimp black and he was whiter and healthier. Actually...no...he looked more like Liev Schreiber. I'll photoshop.
Anyway...My school van driver used to tell me to get down 15 minutes early (I know...what a jerk). And I was the only kid studying in afternoon so I had to wait for the van all alone. So this bastard used to stand there staring at me for fifteen whole minutes!
And I wasnt even that attractive back then...I must be 13-14 something....we're talking a straight highway road here with absolutely no turns. I tried hiding behind a tree, car, pillar nothing worked. He would just stand ryte in front of me and stare.

Now there are kinds of stares...First you have the harmless innocent kind. You know the young ones who are new to puberty and are fascinated by round objects. They just have a "wow look at that, I wish I could touch it" in their heads. Theyre just curious. All you have to do is give them a hard long stare and they'll hide behind tree.
Then you have the mature uncles staring at you with a big *sigh* wishing they had a younger wife....They're a little annoying and sometimes sick.
Then you have The stare...the kind which makes you want to self combust. The one that makes you wish you were never born. These people are usually raping you in their heads n jacking it leaving you with nausea for the next three days.
Thats the kind of stare I had to deal with.
But of course, I dint know all this back then....I was just scared cuz i thought he was going to kidnap me and put me in the acid drum (Remember Javed Iqbal?). I even cried once. It wasnt till I turned 16 that I realized that all he wanted to do was rape me.
I havent been this scared of a person my whole life (besides Arif phupa...hes like fat and bald and short....I almost blurt my lungs out with the salaam every time he comes in front of me).

So yes...I had a dream that HE was Mariams new driver...:\
Oh Mariam finally has a new driver *yaYy*..
Damn Mariam, GET OUT OF MY HEAD MAN!! This is Gay.
See Rida...you too busy with your cousins aren't you? Look whats happening to me.

Okay I just realized I dont have photoshop so I had to edit in paint.
If you see this man around throw rocks/bikes/anything pointy and heavy at him!

Life khappay, still.

Mariam [my partner in crime friend who is just as lifeless] and I had decided on Sunday that we would start studying on Tuesday. After Midnight. Technically Wednesday. But it seems like we wont be having our exams before February. So we're talkin massive waste of time, only this time, no remorse.
Shes been like my boy friend for the past 4 days. I spend like 4-8 hours chatting with her. I feel so gay. [Not that I dont enjoy and appreciate it=p]
I wanted to write something about the blast n shit but then again...whats the point?
We all knew it was gona happen. Also I lost interest.
Just being honest.
So lets get down to things that dont matter at all but I like to mention them anyway, because I can.

Issues of the Day :

Why do girls think that they're not going to look like a slut if they just look away and pretend that they are completely unaware of the fact that a person [whom they begged for hours to take their picture because they look so divine so they can upload them on fb and compete in the 'I am skank-ier than you are' competition] is standing ryte in front of them with a god damn camera?
Just look in the God damn camera, bitch?
What exactly are you trying to prove?
That youre so gorgeous that everyone wants to take your picture and save the moment of your awesomness forever? Is that what you have in mind? You think that we dont knwo that you know someones taking your pic?
What the Fuck, I ask you?

Also, whats with the peace/rock/victory sign?



Is that supposed to be cool?

Also, why do people like the song fireflies by Owl city?

A fox trot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
A disco ball is just hanging by a thread

Please explain?
Was he high on bullshit when he wrote it?
I cant believe they're actually playing it on the radio.

I....need a hobby [read life].

Life khappay!

* That is a kutta with a smile of a child molester =>

* I am a racist.

* You have a lot of time to waste.

Ho ho hoe!

Are you ready?
Ready for the drama?
the depression?
the wailing?
the exaggeration?

Cuz I most certainly am Not!

Just...Why?
Why do we have to ridicule ourselves like this every year?
I dont get the mindset of the people involved in it.
I just dont get it.
Never will.
Just.
Blegh.
I have issues with Muharram.

Also. There's this new text roaming around that youre not supposed to wish people Merry Christmas cuz the term itself has something to do with God begetting Christ or something.
Everyone who bothered forwarding this text, a Big Fuck You to YOU!
Bloody Bird Brains.
THIS is why we suck.
Before you froward such hateful racist messages please bother searching a little about it?
Go google the etymology of "Merry Christmas"
I live in the country of the Pious Chosen Idiots.
You're all out there to piss me off innit?