Salman Taseer and Rehman Malik should RESIGN. Yeah now they're gona read my blog, get in touch with their souls, resign and we're all gona work towards the betterment of the society and live HAPPILY EVER AFTER:@:@
BUNCH OF FUCKHEADS!!!
BUNCH OF CHEAPS AND LIARS!!!
I HOPE THEY ALL DIE MISERABLY!!

Someone told me today that Bilawal threw a party and asked Zardari for 10 million, which daddy kutta gladly gave. Now I dont know if its true or not...but they've been such bastards that its hard not to believe every single piece of shit that yu hear. Can you blame me for believing?
WHATEVER!!

*sigh*

I had a lil cat fyte today...it was fun=D
Those immature juniors totally made a fool outa themselves...Oh man Im GoOeD!!
so this weird girl with the most unproportionate body (Im not being mean but its very noticible!!) she ws pointing at me and sayin something. No i'll start frm the start...these kids they were siting in the common room n i ws satndin with my frnds...and sudenly they started sayin shit...so i went up to them and:

me : im sorry to disturb you but are you sayin something?

byches : NO (in the most paindu-est accent imaginable!)

me : Oh I thot you said sumthing.

byches : Do you have a problem?

me : No. Do you?

byches : nO.

me : Are you retarded?

byches : No. (Now jus chek out the height of stupidity - the idiot ACTUALLY replied to the are you retarded question!)

and that ugly fig lady satrted pointing at me n she ws sayin some shit but I too distracted by her ugly pukish-purple-ish nail paint and werid nail shape...so when she ws done talking I was all...

[turns out some unexpected ppl are reading so censored=s]

hahahahaha...
theers more but I dont feel like typing anymore=(

I wana Bych Slap my neighbour's kid!

okay...so there used to be these family friends...my moms actually....they got a lil tooo friendly. The uncle was sort of a....what shud I say...like a *baba* sort...but not the typical one. He could read minds that much Im sure of cuz he read mine once...well...almost. Being a psychology student, Id rather call him an illagal psychiatrist performing hypnotism on people without their permission and influencing their behavior. Khair...He sent his son's proposal for me....I refused cuz he's too young...he's exactly my age maybe a year older....and short......and we are NOT a match. Its like...he's a steak and Im chocklate...we're both good....jus not together.
Anyway....so I refused.

NOW after a year turns out he actually held a grudge against us...He did some shit on my mom n shes been havin troubles.....and some shit on me cuz Ive been quite unhealthy for a while. That is according to my mom of course. She thinks Ive *shrunk* since Im all skinny and dont put on weight. I dont believe this shit but her source is good but like whatever. And ever IF he did something....Im glad that he did.....I <3 my body and the last thing I want is to put on more weight!! I eat all I want wihtout having to worry about the consequences. So this post it dedicated to Uncle Haider for blessing me with such a miracle.

Thank YOU uncle haider - YOU ROCK=D

*edited - stupid net ws byching!*

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OH crap I had to reply *nenu*...:$:$
so yeah Im having a lame-boring-annoying sunday. Moms being paranoid again. She too is a kinds of Mrs. SEEMIN. Its funny how we have her kind of people all around us. The kind of people who have the legal authority to screw you up and if you complain the only one in trouble is gona be you so you jus have to keep up with their shit cuz theres not much you can do about it...

puck puck puck puckaaaaaaaa!!

*Yeh keh ker Gul Khan ney lerkion per truck charha diaa..
"Bachna aey haseenon lo main agaya"....*

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Har cheez *Meezan* main achi lagti hai! - thanku wijdan for the corection=p

There seems to be a Shakespeare in all of us. Everyone's trying to be different....WHY? I dont get it. Whats wrong with being *normal*...I dont think Im going anywhere with this.
So ANYWAY....I like totally passed the stupid test today....for the very FIRST time....and i dint jus pass...I totally nailed the shit, got 19 on 20, compared to the 4 on 35 I got the last time, its pretty AWSOME!!

*shakes her booty*

I dont hate Sherry Rehman anymore....Her personal character is none of my concern...But she seems to be quite resposible with her job n shit.
I dont write anymore.....I hate how everything on this blog is about *me* and how everything *I* like and hate. Im so self absorbed.

Mrs. SEEMIN actually liked my report on meditation...I got a 5 on 10 on that which ws the second highest int the class....the highest being 5.5...the girl got the extra *.5* for writing a quotation...lol.
So yeah....she admitted that she liked my report BUT still she gave only 50%....which shows how hard she tries to maintain the quality of her hypothetical standards (which she obviously doesnt have)....And it was supposed the be the individual's personal experience and *I* think its very rude of a teacher to rate someones personal experience...noone ACTUALLY performed the act but thats another issue.

I feel indifferent again.

twit wit twit

I feel smart after a long time. I actually understood the whole shit that ws goin on in my IT class. Mariam cracked some real dirty jokes and I think the guys heard 'em but they were decent enough to not comment on it. I actually had to tell her off.....FINE I was the one to instigate the porno joke but it was suposed to be a one time thing...but she went on n on...It wasnt evn funny...it ws like

mariam : whats with this ali thing?
(we were making a program and we took *ali* as the client name)

me : this isnt the ali program you doin...

mariam: then?

me : we doin the next *aslam* program
(THE TEACHER PICKED THE NAMES TO TAKE AS VARIABLES - I know its pathetic)

mariam: then who is ali?

me : its the guy you did before...

mariam: HEY what the hell do you mean I only did one guy - owais!!
(thats the name of her husband - yeah she married)

...and then she wudnt stop with the cheap jokes!! She really ticked me off today. SO did Mrs. Seemin.....her name is actually SEEMIN....hahahhahahahaha...man she sucks!! I hate hate her..shes the WORST teacher Ive ever had!!!
This is what she sounds like :

*tee wee wee weet tweet weet nee nee no no weet BUT bla bla some shit twit twit twit*

and Im NOT exaggerating....!!
BUT dont let the cuteness of the above mentioned demonstration fool you....shes a wicked fucked up woman taking all her shit out on the students who have to keep up with her *chey pey* because shes the head of our psychology department and she can screw us up pretty well in the practicals cuz the external jus so happens to be her buddy. This is shit.....

"bohat naa insaafi hai" - these words never made sense before...and now that they do have a meaning ....the humor in it is lost.