Thursday, April 22, 2010

I want to be an orca=[

Know whats my problem?
I complain too much and secretly wait for a miracle to happen [and it often does happen:\]..
So yea...fuck that. I think I know what Im gona do.....but seriously fuck that.

Does Miley Cyrus remind you of an alien?
Every time I look at her I expect a weird deformed man to come ripping out of her body and say 'haha...fooled ya'....cuz....I mean...ya know....she talks like a dirty sewer rat is stuck down her throat and shes choking on it...and her shoulders remind me of pryanka chopra who reminds me of a middle-aged purple lipped Canadian man. And thats not exactly pretty.
I dont want my daughter to be raised in a world where people think Miley Cyrus is talented.

Ever since the restaurant thing my mum wont let me eat not-clean junk and its annoying.
Like...Im not allowed to have thela stuff and 2 rupees wala candies or order biryani...apparently they use meat of dead animals and and the spices are expired n yada crap. I mean...yeah okay....its probably true but you see....we - the paki's, are immune to it. I mean....90% of edible oil in this country is contaminated and the water we drink is far from being clean [even if you boil it]....so yeah....sush it. Our immune systems Rock. Okay? In fact...I think.....we're gona get sick if we eat healthy.

And...umm...yeah. Thats all.

3 comments:

uglyduckling91 said...

IT'S SPREADING. THIS UNHEALTHY FOOD IS SPREADING.
STAY AWAY FROM IT. NOOOOOO.

uzme said...

But....its...Good. :|

Nikki. said...

lolz yeah I sooooo get with ur ending note... we would really get sick if we had healthy food =P