If a guy says :
* What you wearing [babe/pumpkin/baby] - YOU got a Pig!
* Text me late at nyte if you cant sleep...Im usually up - YOU got a Pig!
* So...you JUST came out of the shower eh..? - YOU got a Pig!
* I just LOVE peaches/buns - YOU got a Pig!
* Ajj roza kiu nahi rakha....? [Usually followed by a fucked up grin] - YOU got a Pig - The worst kind!
I wanted to blog about pigs and sows like a really shitty one....but then I changed my mind. But now I changed my mind again....Just....see...All men are pigs and some girls are sows. Now now...nothing personal guys....Just cuz youre a pig doesnt mean youre a bad pig you can be a cute one too......there are kinds ya know...But this one particular kind annoys me the most...They pretend to be all....err....*insert the name of the most innocent animal here*...Theyre like...like....[excuse my lack of expression]...
Okay Im done.
Ripple vs Flake
9 months ago