Sunday, September 13, 2009

Animal farm...:\

If a guy says :


* What you wearing [babe/pumpkin/baby] - YOU got a Pig!

* Text me late at nyte if you cant sleep...Im usually up - YOU got a Pig!

* So...you JUST came out of the shower eh..? - YOU got a Pig!

* I just LOVE peaches/buns - YOU got a Pig!

* Ajj roza kiu nahi rakha....? [Usually followed by a fucked up grin] - YOU got a Pig - The worst kind!


I wanted to blog about pigs and sows like a really shitty one....but then I changed my mind. But now I changed my mind again....Just....see...All men are pigs and some girls are sows. Now now...nothing personal guys....Just cuz youre a pig doesnt mean youre a bad pig you can be a cute one too......there are kinds ya know...But this one particular kind annoys me the most...They pretend to be all....err....*insert the name of the most innocent animal here*...Theyre like...like....[excuse my lack of expression]...

Okay Im done.

*passive*

5 comments:

uglyduckling91 said...

Birds with yellow/red butts? =D

uzme said...

lol...
yeah okay..=D

RidZ said...

Mmmmhmm!! O_O

RidZ said...

But aren't all men pigs? Like isn't that the generalization?

-excuse the spellings, I used to be good at em

Sigh.

uzme said...

Not generalization anymore. A fact I tell you!! trust me. Im a psychology student=D