Thats what happened to me today.
See the fucked up rice on the right...with a fucked up peice of chicken [which was the only thing eatable on the plate] and potatoes and the greens you dont recognize? Yes, Im the inventor!
A complete mess! And I knew it was gona be bad. I knew it all along. But I did it anyway. I do that a lot. And it was like BAD man. It was so bad it should be on the menu at PC. In fact it should be on the menu of every Japanese restaurant in the world. It was so bad...it qualifies to be a Canadian dish! Now no offence Japanese and Canadian food lovers....just that it really sucked. I shouldnt be allowed to cook anymore. I dont think I can ever make anything as bad as this. This is like the worst I can do. Like me at my WORST. Oh and Ive come with a name for it too....Imma call it 'Bow Chow'.....know why? Cuz it makes you wanaa bow chow. Yep. Disaster in its true essence.
Pissed me off like really bad...So much that I actually decided to punish myself by studying. I opened my bag and guess what I found? REAL chips! Know those burned potato peal wrapped in the cheapest blue wrapper? I bought 'em the other but dint eat....I buy a lot of stuff at college and dont eat....cuz I dont like them but I dont have a choice so I just buy whatever is available and try to shove it down my throat. But after bow chow they tasted better than a pepper cheese steak. Tho they were all burned...and had a weird ash like taste to it...
After that I thought Id open my book but then I saw perk...in my bag and Im like "wOw perk...Awesome!" so I had perk and I was just shoving the wrapper back in my bag when I realised how fucked up my bag is. I mean there are absolutely NO books in it . Like NONE. I keep them in my locker. So my bag is like full of wrappers and used tissues n crap like that. Oh and a pen too...So I like took a pic cuz I, for some reason, am obsessed with taking pics and putting em up on my blog....so I took the pics and Im like...DUDE I have to upload them NOW cuz then i'll forget whats on my mind....so Im all 'B-R-B abnormal Psychology' and here I am blogging.
I seriously need a life.