Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Sand people.

Why do companies come up with weird not-funny-nor-tempting-but-just-plain-stupid names for their products? I mean its not funny...its not creative...its just embarrassing for me to say.
But Uzma, why would that embarrass You? you may ask....Allow me to explain.
You see, I am one and twenty years of age chronologically, but sadly my taste buds are still very young. They ask for kid food. Now, Imagine a twenty one year old hot girl with a I-am-smarter-than-you-think expression on her face walks up to a sales dude and says 'ek lemon chaska de dain'...
....
That is not sexy. Not sexy at all.
And forget the gay lemon chaska...whats with love letters? Why would they name some wafer whatever that is 'love letters'? Why would they name anything that?
Whats wrong with these people?

Back in 5th grade, my friend kainat made me throw my hunter beef sandwich cuz shes allergic to beef. I want my sandwich back bitch.
Still.

Which reminds me of my awesomeness.


Peanut butter fudge cake.
And I almost baked that for my friends.
eh eh eh ^.^
No but I will...soon...no worries babies.
<3

4 comments:

The Me. said...

"a twenty one year old hot girl with a I-am-smarter-than-you-think expression on her face walks up to a sales dude and says 'ek lemon chaska de dain'..."

Hahahah.

Roshni said...

wth is lemon chaska. gahaha... that cake does look heavenly tho -nod-

mao said...

This information blew my mind away!!! There are products like that out there?

Love Letters wafers
Lemon ka chaska

What's next?
*shudders*

A candy named 'janoo manoo'
A soda called 'orgasmic fizz'

Although I'm sure these names create a buzz, but its just so promiscuous sounding....lol.

and are these products any good, Uzme?

uzme said...

@ roshni....its this new maggie flavor:\

@ mao....there are more bizzare names...I just cant think of them ryte now. Mustve heard of 'touch me' products yea?
And the weird candies suck actually [the ones Ive tried]. But are very colorful.