Saturday, October 16, 2010

blabber-e-boo

Do you know someone who uses someone else's jokes...and popular jokes...like jokes on national tv...and then they say it like they came up with it and write them all over fb...in their status and comments...and then they even like their own status and comment...and act like hot shit?
Dont you hate people who believe that hot shit came up with those popular jokes because of their lack of exposure and then praise the hot shit like a middle aged man with a bad sense of humor from Sialkot would praise watching Umer Sharif for the first time? [no offense to Sialkot...youre awesome Sialkot] But dont you just wana slap them stupid? But they're already stupid. And Im not gona argue about that.

People who respond late turn me Off. Know the value of the moment, bitches.
Im gona watch Device tonight. And 30 days of night. Which is kind of exciting:\
I know...Life.

Im so annoying. The other day my mum made korma right. And I have issues with salans n stuff. Yea. SO I came back from work and I saw Korma and I was like pissed off. And my mum makes lunch just for me cuz no one else eats lunch at my place. Yea. Oho not the point. So Im like...No way Im eating that. But it like had this awesome smell. But I was like No. So I take out the left over sabzi something. But then Im like...lets taste korma and it was good. So I had korma but just to piss my mum off...I keep the sabzi out and mess it up a bit to make it look like I had sabzi n not korma:\
And then later...when my mum woke up...she was in a terrible mood. So I knew if she sees what I had done in the kitchen she'd lash out. So then I fixed it up and made it look like I had korma:\

So I was having this lil conversation with the girls...and they concluded that in order to have a successful relationship...the girl absolutely has to poochie the guy stupid.
Allow me to explain what poochie is.
"Awwee babbyyyy....alley paaalu baaby..khana nee khaya babby nee? aweee khaaalooo naaa? pleeeeeeesh jaaanuuu"
Get it?
And they had a pretty good explanation for it. And I totally believe it.
I also believe that Im gona die next to a python in a one bedroom apartment.
And I've made my peace with it.
Koi baat nai.
Hitler and I will hit it off in the next life.

10 comments:

Amara said...

Why do I have a feeling you're one of those people who constantly hide themselves away? =\

uzme said...

and what gave that away?:\

Amara said...

Random observations of a wannabe psychologist. =\

Dee.Dee said...

30 Days of Night is awesome in the vampire point of view. Sort of heals the vampire reputation after Twilight chirak-ed namak over it.


I have no idea what you look like and you sort of came by in my dream last night. It's very hard not to sound gay typing that. But I assure you it was very non-gay.

uzme said...

hahaha...do tell the details ^.^

Dee.Dee said...

You randomly entered my house in Karachi(which wasn't even my real house but t'was in the dream) and you're in the living room randomly ranting about something and we're all just listening and then you're like oh well I'm done kbai and randomly leave.

I think I used randomly thrice in one sentence n_n.

uzme said...

so I whine in peoples dream as well. Great.

Dee.Dee said...

I'm not complaining.

uzme said...

Its okay.
I <3 you still.

Dee.Dee said...

:D