Tuesday, December 8, 2009

How to publically humiliate yourself.

Step 1 : Step outside of your house and go somewhere more public. Preferably a mall.

Step 2 : Pass out.

Note : If you wish to further intensify the humiliation, keep your eyes open while youre unconscious and shiver...that will totally freak people out and if youre lucky enough to have your mommy around...we're then talkin tears along with massive attention.

Ugh...
Ronay wali kia baat thi yaar?
Not like it was the first time. Ive passed out before. Happens all the time. Just...blegh.
My mamus daughter is here. I wana slap the shit out of her. I wana strangle her. I wana punch her guts out. I wana beat her up with a baseball bat. I wana cut her into million pieces and feed em to pigs. Shes bloody 10. Bhenchod STOP FUCKING WITH MY SHIT AND STOP HUGGING ME AND STOP KISSING ME AND STOP TICKLING ME YOURE NOT CUTE!! FAAAAAAAACK!!!! I DONT WANT TO GIVE YOU MY PENCIL OR A PAPER AND STOP FUCKING TOUCHING MY MOTHER FUCKING MONITOR. I HATE KIDS BHENCHOD.

AAAARRRGHHHHHHHHH!!!! KIAA FUCKPANA HAAI YAAAAAAAR!!

8 comments:

brok3n said...

"fuckpana" ...lmao. Just set soome ground rules and MAKE her follow them ^.^ ...its the way to go about with kids who don't listen aik baar ki baat.
Apart form that, are you anaemic? might be worth getting a blood test done.

Ali said...

halkay aao...

bechari bachi. :((

s3ayA said...

feed her to da pigs... lmao...

but on a serious note... i pity da wittle kid...

*Shreya* said...

No no, just play hide n seek n lock her in the bathroom. old n efficient method.

uzme said...

@broken...no im not...I dont think so..:\
It was just a regular syncope...she freaked out cuz she thought I died cuz my body was all stiff...>_>

@ Ali...I be the 'bechari' here!!

@ s3aya...Pity me...:O

@ SHreya...shes a loud kid man...Ive tried it...she almost banged my door down...
*sigh*

s3ayA said...

its funnier whn u xplain da reason she freakd out...

and if u want her ov ur back... jst fake syncope whnever shez around u... n even if dat doesn't work... well den... i pity u.

mao said...

Some kids just have annoying personalities. They grow up to be annoying adults. I don't blame you for being pissed off. Argh...tickling you? Eik chamaat laga deti..acha bahana use hota ke you were out of your hosh...

The Me. said...

LOL. But yeah Kids are evil. Some relative kids once came by, and stole my precious tiny stuff toy kinda giraffe thing. =\ I miss.