Sunday, December 6, 2009

Yeh jo halka halka suroor hai...=D

Okay this is really getting annoying now.
My mum has been calling me Joshua ever since we saw that movie. First I thought shes just picking on me like she does...but turns out shes pretty serious. She thinks Im a lil psychotic like that kid.
She says I draw weird stuff like that kid, I used to be weirdly quiet as a kid, Im distant, hate socializing, and Im interested in weird stuff and I watch creepy shit, and she'll never forget how I was all crazy over 'cleaning out my closet'.
Well...yeah okay maybe I do but that doesnt mean anything!! A lot of people do that.
Last night my brother told me to turn off the lights in a very angry tone and I dint say anything so my mum went all..."Junaid...aesey nai bola karo...ek hi to behen hai apki...choti si, pyaari si, intelligent si, horror si, mujhe to darr hi lagta hai uzma aap se.."
Like...dude....wtf?
And then Hajira goes all.."Uzma mujhey tumse dar lagta hai you know...like youre creepy..bohat ajeeb lagti ho sometimes.."
Im not a sociopath....whatthefuckman!
Im adorable! Tell them Mariam how lovable I am...
How cute I am...and how you think I have the ability to turn someone one without even trying...go ahead...tell them...
Okay just in case she doesnt comment on this one let me speak for my self...
Im awesome!
Im the double chocolate peanut butter fudge cake!
Okay..?
You dont have to be scared of me just cuz Im obsessed with weird stuff...
Just...yeah....I believe in peace and love!
Yea!
I dont appreciate you calling me a queer.
It hurts!

9 comments:

Mariam said...

I have issues with the caption you've given...LOL! jeez what were you thinking? is it some song? =/

Uzma is creepy (no doubt) :( but an extremely lovable person at heart! And YES she can turn ON anyone with the way she writes!!! That's just superb and not everyone has it in them :P You're cool YO!!!!

xxx

uzme said...

dude..its nusrat fateh's stuff...
:O
How could you..?
=(

brok3n said...

0MG. spooky. Im listening to it now and your blog title came up =/..

uzme said...

cool...im not the only one who listens to it=D

mao said...

Its like the greatest song ever...sheeshhh...dude, your mom is hilarious.

Mariam said...

Uhuh? How come I haven't heard it yet? Must not be that famous :P

uzme said...

@mao...yeah I get my sarcasm from her...:p

@mariam.....um...lol...you hvaent listened to alot of good stuff you know:p

Ally said...

Listen,I don't know you but u are awesome,you are cute,you are as sweet as sugar,you are lovable and you are cool and I.......
am not homo :D

uzme said...

awwwwnnn...
*blush*
thank you=D