Tribute to Urooj..

My friend Urooj is a deep thinker. She has a lil diffculty expressing herself. I mean....she isnt very good with words so she doesnt speak as often. But when she does its usually brilliant shit coming out of her mouth. So. I decided to quote some of her thoughts....

While not listening to Mrs. Semen in Psychology class...."Dude....this dude....on fb....full Mullah type...loser tareen insaan....he added me...lekin mujhey usko add nai karna...but peechey par gaya I MEAN WHAT THE HELL MAN LIKE DAMN DAFA HOJAA KAMEENEY KOI 'DHANG' KA INSAAN HI ADD KARLEY....LAANTY KUTTAY....I HATE FACEBOOK!"

Again in Semens class while I was texting and she was saying something...."Uzma....aap sun rai hain mai kia bolrai hoon? Youre always busy with your stupid cell...phir koi le lega....are you listenin mai aapse bohat dair se bakwaas karney ki koshish karai hoon but you dont pay attention...bus I hate you."

While stading near the crowded canteen wondering if we should go in the crowd or not..."Sakht nafrat hai mujhey larkion se....kitni kameeni hoti hain....bitches....just look at them.....itni pathetic hain....uff Allaah.....Bohat khushi hoti hai mujhey jab inko koi stupid larka dump karta hai....thats what they deserve....ufff....I hate them! Acha hai koi larka inko use karkey toilet paper ki tarah dump karay....Allah karay in sab kameenio kai saath ho mujhey bohat sukoon miley ga...I mean.....Itni buri hain....Tauba!"

Unable to focus in Semens class....she randomly starts singing...
"Brain humara kahin gir gaya
Oye
Kee karyee kee karyee?"

Siting in the stadium looking at everyone...."Know....mera dil chata ek laser beam aye...like in movies....huge si ho....and jitney bhi faltu loag hain idher sab ko uthti hui lejae...like broom cleaning up all the mess....Pura college khali hojaega...."