Me : Nope
Pu : Youre a real party pooper so what you got oil in you hair wear a hat..
Me : Nah..I dunno..
Pu : You one fucked up person. Call Mariam.
Me : Dont feel like...Im watchin a movie..
Pu : Bleakh party pooper
Me : Oh c'mon...everyone else is gona be there...you'l have fun anyway..
Pu : Sicko.
Me : Weirdo.
Pu : Psycho.
Me : Dick Head.
Pu : Pickle head
Me : **** head
Pu : fucked up whore
Me : lol...
Pu : slut
Me : *** sucker
Pu : ew...bj giver
Me : *** face
Pu : You already said **** head it doesnt count, fat ass.
Me : Does too ********* brain
Pu : **** face, you online?
Me : No my monitor fucked ***** lover.
Pu : Coolness. Serves you right bitch.
Me : Whatever I have dvd's [something I dont remember]
Pu : Hoe bag.
Me : Doesnt count you already called me a whore..
Pu : Wait, what I call you in the last text, dweeb?
Me : Hoe..
Pu : I called you a fucked up whore...it soo counts doooefus!
Me : Whatever you ovulating Paris Hilton.
Pu : you ****** too bloody bloody *** ******
Me : You meera!
Pu : Dont talk wanmabe english drama queen.
Me : Whats a wanmabe?
Pu : I meant wannabe. Typo. Pee brain.
Me : WTF you think Im a wannabe?
Pu : Huh.
Me : Whatever man. You think Im a wannabe I dont wana talk to you..
Pu : Hey hey wtf...you called me *** sucker which I most certainly am NOT along with the other things. I dint mean the insult but if it pissed you off then good. Mission accomplished.
Me : You DO think Im a wannabe...***** *****
Pu : I never called you a wannabe I was refering to meera ****** *****
Me : Oh. lol. Okay. P.S. I took a shower way back at 8 Im coming tomorrow.
Pu : Awesome.
Me : Yep.
Pu : Wait. All that name calling for no reason?
Me : Killed time dint it?
Pu :Sure did.
....Afu is NOT an angel.